The Randomest Shite

Geeses

A/N: 2 in 1 day! New Record! This was written by my friend KitKatLoverFurLife and I loved it, so here ya go! [I'm the rainbow goose. You'll know what I mean once you finish :) ]

"Just incase it was not said before, no hoodies, no jackets, and no phones. Do not bring your phones with you to class. Leave them in your lockers."

With each accented word, the students trembled, bodies becoming a pale, lifeless, white. Then, it happened.

They all became geese.

They honked all at the same times as they shrunk into the fairly large birds, the aggressive noise echoing throughout the school. They all nodded at each other silently; they were all on the same telepathic wavelength.

The avians marched into the large school's main hallway, heaps of white feathers brushing up against each other. The principal then left his office, heading towards the faculty room for a cup of coffee.

Then, he saw them.

"What are all these geese doing in my school?!" his voice boomed.

He saw the crowd sway with anticipation as some of the geese broke apart to allow him to see the only rainbow goose of the school. Its feathers caught the lights overhead; they shone with great brilliance.

It sat down in front of the aggressive birds, its beak beginning to rumble. Darude Sandstorm lowly hummed in the air, the geese tapping their feet in excitement. Finally, the sound of bass reached the principal's ears as the goose's mouth opened, glitter and lasers falling out of its mouth behind the large noise. Lockers and walls were demolished immediately.

That was the signal.

The geese shrieked and ran towards the frightened and confused man, different noises passing through their beaks. Their necks swung wildly as they leaped for the frozen adult. They lunged at him, before pushing him to the floor. When he got up, he was one of them.

One of the geese.

They all looked at each other before linking necks with other geese, the now transformed principal joining the group. They formed a ball with their leader, the rainbow goose, sitting on top.

They burst through the school, rolling wildly through the neighborhood, Sandstorm playing louder than before now. The ball grew by the time they reached the city, for anything that was touched by the ball, would turn into a goose itself. The city was soon destroyed, nothing left behind.

And that, was how the geeseocalypse started. All because of a principal who didn't know how to control his geeses.

A/N:  Yeah, I know my friends are weird but so am i. Apparently the weirdest one in the middle school i graduated from.