jungkook:
Q: do you top or bottom?
A: i'd like to say im a switch, but we all know tae dominates me ;)
Q: how to be relationship goals like you and taehyung?
A: be in love?? i guess
Q: can you marry me please. if you clone yourself
A: i guess so, tae definitely wouldn't like it but he'd have the real thing
Q: can you sing me to sleep?
A: if you can't sleep then of course. tae sometimes sings me to sleep and it's the best thing in the world
Q: can you give me a heart?
A: i'll give you my heart? ;)
Taehyung: mean sure ok then :/
Jungkook: i only joke baby
taehyung:
Q: can you please make babies with jungkook?
A: due to the fact it's impossible probably not, but we might get an egg and a surrogate?
Q: if you two fight. who makes up first?
A: all the fights we normally have are because of me but jungkook always is the one to apolgise first
Q: i love you adopt me pls
A: me and jungkook have been looking into adoption and such. maybe you could be our new child?
jimin:
Q: why are you so jibootae son?
A: because i am ;)
Q: do you top or does yoongi?
A: we both switch, as yoongi likes to say 'are you really together if you both don't get fucked'
Q: did you find your jams?
A: yes, i have
Namjoon: why lie?
Q: how does one get the jibooty?
A: i was blessed with the jibooty, but maybe squats and stuff help
Q: can you marry me instead if yoongi isn't going to
A: of course ;)
Yoongi: *growls?*
Jimin: shush i still love you
yoongi:
Q: pls stop bias wrecking me thanks
A: my bad, princess ;)
Q: 0/100 how much do u love me? i mean jimin?
A: you = 100/100
Jimin = 1000/100
Q: lol hi dad i love you. when are you coming back with the other dad?? i miss you
A: im sorry, i love you. me and other dad will be home soon. we miss you lots
namjoon:
Q: why are you so good at dancing?
A: because i am D-A-N-C-E Monster ;)
Q: if we met would you teach me how to break stuff so i can easily break my ex's stupid face?
A: of course, want me to help break his stupid face?
jin:
Q: why are you so world wide handsome?
A: i was born like it ;)
Q: if we met would you teach me how to cook?
A: sure, don't want my babies to go hungry
hoseok:
Q: why are you such a ball of fluff?
A: because i'm cute?
Q: pls marry me thanks
A: i am single so of course
Q: marry me? pretty pls with all the things on top?
A: if @kimyumin05 is ok with a three way marriage then ofc
seahun:
Q: do you know yehet and ohorat?
A: i know both of those things - Oh Sehun is a blessing
Q: are you somehow related to Oh Sehun?
A: maybe? ;)
taehee:
Q: man can we be bffs?
A: sure?
- im also surprised no one asked me about jumin han. he's fine by the way :-)
jisoo:
Q: r u related to kim jisoo of bp and kim jisoo the actor?
A: i'll say i am, just to make you happy
jungkooks eomma:
Q: how to make such a cute baby like jungkook?
A: you have to look like me and get with his appa :))
areum:
Q: lets be bffs please?
A: of course, i haven't got many friends anyway :))))
me:
Q: how are you today?
A: I'm good, thank you. how are you? - you can all answer this, i want to know
Q: how do you write such awesome and amazing books?
A: my hearteu can only take so much <3. but anyway i don't believe either of books are that good, i just write about anything that comes to mind.
Q: are you okay? stay healthy
A: im ok, thank :). are you okay? i will stay healthy, you best stay healthy as well.
Q: how did you get the idea for this book btw i luv it
A: thank you for loving my book, i really appreciate that. also it started off as a messaging fanfic - i really enjoyed reading thoses, but however it took a mysterious turn into being an instagram one. everyone seems to enjoy it so i wont be changing it
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hello my precious little babies (don't ask)
i'm sorry this is late, but i was in hospital most of the day :((
but i'm ok, it was just for my kneei have to use crutches and i fucking hate them. my wrist are already really weak and became weaker from using them couple years ago AND NOW I HAVE TO USE THEM AGAIN 😂
but oh well, i get all the attention. finally. that was a joke
but i hope you enjoyed this q&a i had fun doing it
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