Hisokas mom dropped him off at the Zoldycks estate for Illumis play date with hisoka. They were gonna do so many things!
Hisoka had brought over his new copy of splatoon 2. But first, Hisoka and illumi wanted to play outdoors, in illumis backyard. (Aka, the town.) The two adults ran through the bustling streets of the well-known town. Unfortunately, Illu and Hisoka had to stop at wallmart because they ran out of energy. At wallmart hisoka and illumi walked through the isles. Suddenly, Illumi felt a jolt of hunger. Luckily, there was a nearby Mcdonelds. Hisoak just wanted the new toy because they were giving away My little pony mini toys. Hisoka loved mlp.
They both got happy meals and mcnuggets but ate them really quick. Hisoka accidentally spilt his Capri Sun and the workers had to mop it up and it was on mcdonelds new carpet. The manager got mad!
Hisoka and Illu zipped out of mcdonelds, eager to continue their play date. So, they continued to search the never-ending isles of Wallmart.
But wait. Oh no. Hisoka had to go really badly. He could hardly hold it!!!
"Illu... I need to go brb." Hisoka said, then he darted away to find the nearest restroom. After looking around the store, he finally found the bathroom.
He opened the stall, but suddenly noticed that he had made an incredible mistake.
It wasn't a bathroom, it was a fitting room!
Oh no. Hisoka just couldn't hold it anymore.
Illumi went looking for Hisoka, and had finally found him.
"Hisoka, why-" Illu was cut off by Hisoak himself; "that's much better." He said. Illumi the noticed the puddle coming from underneath the door.
"Oh. I see." Illu said quietly. Illumi had to go too so he just went in the stall next to Hisoka.
When they were done using the "restroom", they didn't notice that that the worker in the dressing department had reported the two troblemakers. Illumi heard the employee calling the manager. "Hisoka! We need to leave!" Illumi shouted. Illumi improvised. He took the nearest empty shopping cart, and put hisoka in it. "Hisoka, while I push you in the cart, u need to keep a lookout." Illu explained.
"Yes yes, understood." Hisoka said. He then decided to stand up in the cart to get a better view. Illu drove the cart at like 100miles per hour. Unfortunately, he wasn't paying attention. He suddenly ran into a stack of toilet paper, causing hisoka to fly like really high and fall out a window. But they were both fine. It was okay.
So then, Hisoka and Illumi got kicked out of wallmart for a long time. But wait... Hisoka had accidentally stolen something. In his pockets, he pulled out a pair of scissors. Hisoka kept this a secret, though.
They zipped back to illumis house and went to his room. Illumi got out his new ps4 and hisoka inserted the new splatoon 2 game that he got for his 29th birthday. They layed on Hisoka's bean bag chair that he brought over and also a box of fruit-roll-ups. Illu also got bagel bites so they had plenty to eat.
Ah, Yes. It was that time of night when they started to get tired. Hisoka was still playing splatoon when he soon noticed that illumis character had been standing still. Hisoka looked over and saw the long haired boy all tired and sleeping.
Then, Hisoka had an idea. He took the blue safety scissors out from his pocket, a mischievous grin spread across his face. He grasped a lock of the shiny, luscious black hair, and began to cut it off vigorously. Hisoka's face was just scary.
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Yes, that's his face rightnow.
Hisoka cut off all of illumis handsome hare. Right after he did so, the magician closed his eyes and also, fell asleep.
