Hisoka had cut off illu's hare, and he was proud. The only thing that Hisoka was scared of is that illumi would suspect him of cutting his hair. But, that's okay. Hisoka knew that he could beat illu in a fight any day.
The two were asleep, Hisoka woke up in the morning he remembered what happened. So quickly, he hid the scissors, but it was too late.
Illu was mad.
To Hisoka's surprise, Illumi looked just like the new rodrice!!! Hisoka remembered watching the new diary of a wimpy kid with the rodrick who just doesn't fit in and nobody likes, really.
Hisoka was in regret. He didn't like how illumi looked at all. So when Illu woke up, Hisoka said what was really on his mind.
"I'm breaking up with you!" Hisoka said, tearing up, and starting to sob loudly. Hisoka grabbed his splatoon game and broke a whole in illus window and RAN.
Illumi was so sad and went to go tell his famly that he lost his best friend. Too bad the zoldycks were crowding around his door and listening to their conversation.
Illu had an idea. Since when Hisoka jumped out the window he only took his splatoon game's case, but he left the actual game disk in the PlayStation. Therefore, Illumi would bribe Hisoka to be his friend again.
Illu leened out of his window. "Look Hisoka! I have your game! Hahahahahaha! I'll give it back if yo- WOAHHHH!" Illu had fallen from his window. Not to mention that his entire family saw it. Illu did some summersalts in the air and he landed right on Hisoka's face. With his face. Yes, their faces smushed together for a lovely kiss!
Their kiss deepened, and illumis family had gathered around his window to watch the true love. Even Alluka broke out of her cell to come see this. Suddenly, Hisoka got very hungry. "Hey lets go eat breakfast, ok? He said.
"Great idea." Responded new Illu.
The two made their way to the Zoldyck's kitchen, and Illu whipped up some bowls of fruit loopes but hiso got the toy at the bottom even tho it was a Polly pocket toy (A/N- remember those nasty toys?) but Hisoka loved the toy so he thought he should have some fun. Hisoka took some scissors and cut off the doll's long black hair.
He loved his new toy. It reminded him of his bff, illumi Zoldyck.
Later on, illumi wasnt that mad. In fact, he even took his pieces of hare from the ground and made a wig for hisoka! They matches and they were bffs forver
Thee end
