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A normal conversation for me

Person: do you think I would look good in these*holds up clothes* Help me pick my wardrobe.

Me: *no fashion sense* I don't know I guess it looks good.

Person: Yea thanks

Me: Why did you ask me anyways? You should probably ask someone else.

Person: Well gay guys usually have great fashion sense, why?

Me: ...

Person: ...

Me: I'm not-

Person: I would accept you if you were. It's okay.

Friend in background: he's just really goddamn feminine!

Me: thank you

Person: ...

Friend: I mean he may act like one and it would be great if he was but.... I mean I definitely ship him with this one guy like the bromance is real.

Me: ...

Person: So you're gay? I can set you up with someone

Me: *internally compensating life*

Person and friend high five.

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