A normal conversation for me
Person: do you think I would look good in these*holds up clothes* Help me pick my wardrobe.
Me: *no fashion sense* I don't know I guess it looks good.
Person: Yea thanks
Me: Why did you ask me anyways? You should probably ask someone else.
Person: Well gay guys usually have great fashion sense, why?
Me: ...
Person: ...
Me: I'm not-
Person: I would accept you if you were. It's okay.
Friend in background: he's just really goddamn feminine!
Me: thank you
Person: ...
Friend: I mean he may act like one and it would be great if he was but.... I mean I definitely ship him with this one guy like the bromance is real.
Me: ...
Person: So you're gay? I can set you up with someone
Me: *internally compensating life*
Person and friend high five.
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Juice
RandomThe mysterious rants and randomness that is me life Inspired by 365life's sun yoonmi's story and The chronicles of the gracious goddess and pear
