[COMPLETE] Darkness Dragonfight: {A Buddyfight Fanfiction} Gaito X Reader

Dragonfight Chapter 21: The Butt Jiggle Gang!

Y/n's P.O.V

Me: Uhhhhhhhh...................
Sorry, butt no.

Butt Boss: Butt why?!

Me: Because.......I'm already in a guild, remember?

Butt Boss: Butt can't you also be our goddess too?

Me: Well, no. I'm a S-class Dargonfight member and I will not join your group. What do you guys even do for a living?

Butt Boss: First of all, we just booty through life. Also, we take gold from trains. By using our special move called the Triple Gas Butt Ecstasy.

Me: *sweatdrop* Wait, is booty-ing (idk if that is even a word XD) through life just your saying for winging it? Also, stealing gold? That proves your thieves! And Triple Gas Butt Ecstasy? That sounds so disgusting, my nose feels like it is gonna fall off my face from just hearing about it!"

Butt Boss: Hey!! Idk what "winging it" is, butt as I told you, we just booty through life! Also, I told you, WE ARE TRUE SCOUNDRELS! And you are just jealous of our amazing bootyness because it is way better than you ever were!!! Just look at our beautiful butts!

Then they shook them in my face.

Me: Excuse Me?

Butt Boss: You heard me! Now, you will join us or, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A TRIPLE GAS BUTT ECSTASY!

Me: No way!

Butt Boss: Ok, Lackeys! Assemble!

Lackeys: Yes sir, boss!

Then the butt jiggle gang started shaking their nasty butts at me! 😰 I don't know how, but I knew they were charging an attack!

Me: Were you Doctor Gara this whole time?

Butt Boss: No, butt towards the end we tied up Oiwai's mayor. Gara was already in jail, so we didn't have to deal with that little fart.

Me: I see.............

"Well, if you do join, and you will, you will have to wear this leotard!" He said, pulling one out of thin air. "Seriously, your clothes are so ugly and stinky! Now then, this is your last chance before we blast you!"

Me: First of all, my clothes are NOT ugly! Second, the only stink here is coming from your nasty butt and farts you made in here! I would never join you!

Butt Boss: Yes, they are! And no, you stink! Also, you WILL become our goddess if the gas ecstasy is the last thing my butt will do.

"You might what to watch what you say!" a voice said.

I looked up to see Gao, Tasuku, Kanata, and Gaito.

Me: How'd you guys get here?

Kanata: We heard an explosion not far from the island so we went over to see what it was.

Gaito: And as I thought it was the creep J Genesis and his bunny haired rival Kyoya.

Tasuku: However, J Genesis's sister, J Gennie, was there as well, and apparently she broke them out of jail.

Gao: So we used our dragon slaying magic to find you. And we brought the S-class wizards and our buddies including B/n.

Butt Boss: Leave our goddess alone! You will leave if you know what's good for you!

Tasuku: And what's that?

Butt Boss: LACKEYS! ASSEMBLE! Triple Gas Butt Ecstasy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then they farted in Gao's, Tasuku's, Kanata's, and Gaito's faces.

Gaito: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Now I really have to take a bath!

The place stunk like poop! It was the most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed! I was relived they didn't blow that gas in my face, but the place stunk!

Me: I think the smell is gunning up my nose.

Tasuku: Let's leave while we can.

Gao, Kanata, Gaito, and I: Yes, Master!

We jumped out the window while the stink fumes cleared. 'I'm glad that ended quickly.'

Abygale: By the way, Gaito, where will you even take a bath? We're still homeless!

Gaito: Uh..............I don't know.

Me: How long has it been since you had a bath?!

Gaito: Calm down, I can just take one at the guild. And I took one at the guild the day you joined Dragonfight, but in the morning.

Me: You can take baths at the guild?

Abygale: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Tasuku: Less talk and more running, the Butt Jiggle Gang is still after us!

Gao: Yeah, also, I think I'm going to take a bath at guild too, I can't imagine what my mom would say if she caught me smelling like this.

Butt jiggle gang: Your mom what faint in happiness cause her son finally smells nice. Also, stop running and get your butts over here so we can toot you a new makeover.

Kanata: Well, that certainly doesn't sound or smell very nice.

Me: 😥 Uhhhhhhhh, it wasn't supposed to......

Gaito: I don't need a new makeover! Abygale can easily help me with my red eyeliner!

Me: You wear makeup?

Gaito: *whispers* No, but I really don't want to get farted in the face again.

Butt Boss: We can hear you with our bottoms, ya know!

Tasuku: What are these guys?

Gao: Idk, butt that is nasty.

Kanata: Seriously Gao?! Puns at a time like this?

Me: Is there even any times like this in anyone else's life? Like, being chased by people with big butts!

Gaito: Weird things like this always just happen to us.

Me: *sighs*

Butt Boss: We can still hear you!!!