RWBY CHIBI

_*RWBY chibi: EP 11*_

((Note: Let's do this))

*Ren Makes Pancakes & Tony Makes Tuna Sandwich*

*It is a peacefully day as Ren & Tony are humming happily because Ren is making himself some pancakes & Tony is making himself some Tuna Sandwiches. Ren is cooking his last pancake on the stove while Tony is finished making his tuna. They both at their plates: Ren's plate has two pancakes & Tony's plate has two slices of Bread. Ren flipped his pancake overhead & landed on his plate while Tony grabbed a spoonful of tuna, put it on one bread & sandwich together. They look at their plates & did a satisfy hmph. Tony put the bowl of tuna in the fridge & a bottle of soda while Ren set the pan on the stove & grab the bottle of Syrup...but when they to their food, it's was gone. They are shocked, so they looked around the kitchen but found nothing as their eyes went back to stare at their empty plates. Surprised, I walk in team JNPR's kitchen.*

Tony: Uh, Khiry? How many times did you been in this kitchen?

Me: Just today. Getting the 12 pack of cola thanks to Jaune. Why?

Tony: Have you ever ate Pancakes & Tuna Sandwiches today?

Me: No. I wouldn't eat pancakes dry. & I wouldn't try to eat any fish.

Tony: Hmm....he's telling the truth, Ren. If it's not Khiry, then who...?

-timeskip-

*Tony & Ren went back to making more Tuna Sandwiches & Pancakes. This time, their plates shows four Tuna Sandwiches stack & 9 pancakes. Ren check to see if someone is going to steal their food but found nothing.*

Ren: *suspicious* Hmm...

*Tony finished making the fifth sandwich then saw Ren flipped his pancake on his plate to make it 10. Tony walked to the fridge & was about to put it back as he look at Ren ready to hit someone. They both put the stuff back, grabbed the bottle, & quickly look at their plates, as their food disappeared again. They both look at each other as they now show a sign of frustration....until Tony got an idea.*

Tony: I know how we can get our culprits.

-timeskip-

*Tony's plan is a classic idea of a mouse trap as two cages suspend & under them are plates: one has three pancakes while the other has one tuna sandwich. Tony place the other sandwich as Ren flipped his other pancake on his plate. They both went back while keeping their eye on their plate. Ren put the pan on the stove while Tony put his tuna in the fridge. When they reach to grab the bottles, the cages dropped & caught two culprits: Blake & Nora all bloated. Tony & Ren went to them. Blake is outcolded while Nora sees the syrup.*

Nora: Aha! There's the syrup! GIMME!

*Nora is trying to grabbed the syrup from Ren, but she was too fat to move & she layed down in defeat. Ren smirked as he started to pour syrup on Nora.*

Nora: Huh?

*Jaune ASMR*

*Jaune decided to do a A.S.M.R. show to beacon. He got his mic ready, started to recording, & going to speak quietly.*

Jaune: Hello, there, my name is Jaune Arc. Today, I will be doing A.S.M.R. video. Now, uh uh, some of you may be wondering, uh, y'know, what *is* ASMR? Well, let's just say that it's a way to get that funny tingling feeling in the back of your neck, like when you get a haircut, or when that special girl says, "Hi!" in the hallway.

*A surprised, special girl, Pyrrha pops up in the doorway.*

Pyrrha: Hello!

Jaune: Gah, Pyrrha! Get out of the shot!

Pyrrha: Sorry!

*Pyrrha quickly left & Jaune resumed back to it.*

Jaune: Sorry about that, hehe...All right, so, let's, get started. *Nervous giggle* Never done this before, heh. Uh, what do we have here?

*Jaune then pulled out some clippers.*

Jaune: Got some, uh, clippers here. Um, guess I'll turn these on.

*He turn on the clippers & they started to buzz.*

Jaune: Huh, look at that. It's, uh, buzzing. *click tongue* Hmm, uh, okay, what's next? The next item is this...bag.

*He put down the clippers & pick up a bag of tater chips.*

Jaune: Now, obviously, I ate the chips earlier, heh. Uh, salt & vinegar. They were delicious in case you were wondering.Here we go.

*He started to make the bag crinkle into the mic. Surprised, Nora & myself are watching.*

Jaune: This, uh, this doing anything for you?

*Nora giggles & look at me as I gave a nod. She disappeared while I watch Jaune. Jaune move to the other side of the mic.*

Jaune: Okay, now, I'll come over here~~...to your...right ear...

*Nora then pop up behind him without being notice & start inhaling big & let out a super quiet "hey" that causes Jaune to shriek & me to burst out laughing my own butt off.*

*Nurse Ruby*

*Weiss is laying in her bed sick with me sitting next to her. Then Ruby came in.*

Ruby: Yo, Weiss! We're about to go do something funny. Do you wanna..*Gasp* Weiss! Are you okay?!

Me: She sick, Ruby. Can you run & go get her medicine?

Ruby: You got it! I know exactly what you need! I'll be right back!

*In a flash, she went & came back with 3 things.*

Ruby: I'm right back! All right, I've got you everything you'll need! A warm glass of whole milk,

*Weiss blegh as Ruby put the milk on top of the book shelf.*

Ruby: My favorite video game, Kung Fu Ninja Slayer Ultimate Death Battle 2!

Weiss: Bleeeegh...

Ruby: Ah, you're right. The first one was way better.

*She put her game on the book shelf.*

Ruby: And...finally, a motivational cat poster!

*She unrolled the poster & it shows us Blake scared, hanging on the rope with the words, "Hang in There" on it.*

Ruby: Meeow.

Me: Where did you get that motivational cat poster?

-somewhere-

Tony: Pyrrha, has you seen that motivational cat poster I left here?

-back to us-

Me: Ruby, she don't need all of this. I told you to bring her medicine.

Ruby: What? Nah, this is the stuff my dad used to do for me when I was sick! It would always make me feel better.

Me: No, it doesn't make anybody feel better.

*My answer response is right when we heard Ruby cough. Then my yellow firecracker, Yang, walk in.*

Me: Yang, please! Weiss is sick here. Can you..

Yang: Oh! I'll go get the whole milk!

*Yang then left before I could stop her. Weiss let out a sick & frustrated groan. Then I realize what they told me when I met them, leaving me with a stupid & regrettable look.*

Me: Why did I even try to ask her? When I get sick, I'm not letting neither both of you taking care of me.

((Done))