_*RWBY chibi: EP 22*_

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((Note: next episode with have less (Y/N), Tony, & maybe me involved. Let's do this.))



*Game Night*

*A quiet & boring day as Nora kept hitting Ren in the head with her hammer & Pyrrha is spinning the spoon with her polarity. Jaune walk in with a roll up paper & see his team is bored to death.*

Jaune: Let me guess. You guys are bored?

Nora:I  need to be entertained or my brain turns to oatmeal. The bland kind, not the kind with sprinkles. Ugh, I'm bored & hungry.

Ren: I was fine before all the the head trauma. Does anyone else hear bells ringing?

*Everyone is now concern about Ren, since he is hearing bells. Jaune quickly change the subject.*

Jaune: Well hey! I know a fun thing we can do.

Nora: Aw yes, does it involve hammers?

Jaune: No hammers.

*Nora grunts in disappointment.*

Jaune: It's a super fun board game.

*This quickly change Nora's attitude.*

Nora: Oooh! I love board games! How does it work? Tell me, Tell me, tell me! So I can CRUSH YOU ALL!

*Jaune roll out the paper to reveal a farm, a barn house, a bush, & three farmers pieces. One did fly off the paper.*

Jaune: It's called "Compost King". You play as a farmer collecting organic scraps for your compost heap. Whoever gets the biggest pile of mulch becomes...wait for it...The Compost King!

*His team are thinking up a way to tell Jaune about his board game idea in a non hurtful way.*

Pyrrha: Hm, okay... Yeah... th..that sounds kind of like...

Ren: The opposite of super fun...

*This actually shocked Jaune, who put minutes of his hard work for nothing.*

Jaune: Sparky!!

Writer: What? It's true.

Jaune: Did I mention the mulching takes place in real time? A single can last for days or even weeks.

*Me & Nora, who wasn't paying attention to Jaune & decided to have to turn Jaune game from unfun to fun.*

Writer(alien voice): Greetings, fellow humans. We will now take your cows.

Nora: Oh no! My cows are being abducted by aliens. Save the cute cows. Pew pew..pew!

Writer(alien voice): Your puny guns are no match for our laser technology.

Jaune: Uh no; there's no cows or aliens.

*Seeing that our plan is working, Pyrrha joined in our new little board game.*

Pyrrha: I'll help fight the aliens!

*She pick up a farmer piece with her semblance & play with it.*

Pyrrha: Punch, punch, kick!

Writer(alien voice): Your kicks & punches have no effect on us.....the fact is we are made out of slime.

Jaune: Sparky! You are making them ruin the integrity of the game.

*Ren also joins the fun game.*

Ren: Never fear! The Cow Protection Force is here! I'm sorry aliens, but I must inform you that these cows are under my protection. Any & all attempts to abduct them will be met with legal action.

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