summoning jams

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by wuyeetfan

by wuyeetfan

"MOM." Taehyung runs over to Jin. "Yes my favorite son?" Jin asks, chopping onions and crying aggressively.

"Jungkook is doing witch craft with Hobi again and Jimin is watching." Jin threw the knife at the ceiling. The knife screamed. "MY HEAD."

"FuCK!" Jin hurriedly ran to Jungkook's room. He remembers what happened last time

*flashback*

Jungkook crawled on the walls, mumbling something. "What's that sweetie? Please speak louder." Jin says, looking up.

"KReh Kreh shavakakaakakak YEE! YeE! YEE! HuAHHHH." Jungkook's head spinned slowly. "Crap, NAMJOON!" Jin calls.

A beautiful handsome Namjoon that is filled with jams slid in. "Yes?". Jin pointed to the ceiling. "Son come down from there. We paid good money for that ceiling." Namjoon tells him.

Jungkook let go of the wall, dropping to the ground. He crawled over to Namjoon, licking his leg. "Ew" Namjoon kicked Jungkook. Jungkook flew across the room and landed on the window.

Father Louis Williams Suga Adams The Third slid in. "The power of christ compels you." He hosed down Jungkook with holy water. Jungkook threw up on him but the demons were gone.

FLASHBACK OVER

"JUNGKOOK! JIMIN! HOBI!" Jin yells. Their heads snap towards to where Jin was. "Yes mother?" Jungkook calmly says, looking at him with no expression.

"Why are you doing witch craft with Jimin?! You know he is the only innocent one in this family." Jin scolded them. Yoongi snorted.

"Eomma don't be mad. They're just trying to summon the jam lord for me so he can give me jams." Jimin looks at him.

"Oh okay...just don't break anything. Those vases cost me money. If you need a snack let me know. God I love you." Jin walked away.

Jimin, Hobi and Jungkook joined hands chanting in sync. "Jams. Jams. Jams."

A bright light then appeared in the circle. Jimin smiled widely. The light disappeared revealing a man with a hoodie.

"Jams?" Jimin, walked closer to the male. The man then removed his hoodie to reveal his face.

Jimin happy facial expression dropped. The man spoke in a dark eerie voice.

"You got no Jams."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jimin screeched, falling on the floor.

Namjoon laughed darkly.

'Maybe....maybe next time?' Jimin thought.