runaway jams

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by wuyeetfan

by wuyeetfan

"Jungkookie," Jimin rolls over to Jungkook who was reading a satanic book. "Yes my brother." Jungkook slowly turns his head to him.

"I'm running away. Or walking away. I don't run. But I'm leaving. I might be gone for hours, minutes, months, weeks, days, maybe years. I don't know. I'm on a hunt for jams so yeah. Tell Eomma for me." Jungkook nods before going inside his closet to get something. He came out of the closet with a book. He hands it to Jimin.

"what the heck is this?" Jimin asks. "The map to the jams. Be careful." Jungkook licked Jimin's forehead. "Saliva of protection. Now go."

Jimin nods, he walked out the door and ran into the random forest that was in front of their dorms. Jimin was singing on his way over there.

"My jams bring all the boys to the yard and i'm like dang right it's better than chores." Jimin dropped the book. "Oh well not like it was important hahaha." Jimin was dumb because it was the only way he could be protected by the jam lord himself, Namjoon.

Namjoon crawled and found the book on the floor. He touched it and it disintegrated. Namjoon made slurping noises as he was crawling around.

three months later

Jimin found a tree and the words 'hug for jams.' was on it. "my jams. my friggen jams. awe yiss." Jimin walked in front of it, opening his arms for a hug.

He then heard a buzzing noise. He dropped his arms, raising his eyebrows in confusion. He walked behind the tree to see what was causing the noise.

lo and befriggenhold he saw namjoon chainsawing the tree that held the jams.

"NO MY JAMS."

"It was never yours, son..." Namjoon speaks softly, looking at him with no expression. The tree fell down screaming.

Jimin cried. "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME HAVE JAMS." Namjoon just stared at him. Jimin stared back. They stayed this way for 3 hours before namjoon snapped and teleported back home.

Jimin rolled over to Jungkook.

"Did you get the jams?" Jungkook asks, painting an upside down pentagram with goat blood on his wall.

"No." Jimin sighs, face planting onto his bed. Yoongi took the foam out of his matress when he was gone and replaced it with rocks so Jimin passed out from the collision.