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KFC-> Chicken, not really chicken?

During a recent study of KFC done at the University of New Hampshire,
they found some very upsetting facts.

First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed
their name? Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC. Does anybody know 
why? We thought the real reason was because of the "FRIED" food issue.

It's not!

The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word 
chicken anymore.

Why?

KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated 
organisms. These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted into 
their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They 
have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically 
shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC because they do 
not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more plucking 
of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and feet.

The government has told them to change all of their menus so they do not say 
chicken anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen to their 
commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word chicken. I 
find this matter to be very disturbing. I hope people will start to realize 
this and let other people know.

-slowly throws out my lunch (KFC)- ewwww