Akatsuki Lovers~

~Hidan & Kakuzu A-Z~

Yassss!  Hidan and Kakuzu a-z headcannons!
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Hidan:
-chuckling and playing with your hair
-wanting you to lay on top of him even though he's sweaty

Kakuzu:
-rubs your ass, telling you how well you did
-secretly loves when you play with his hair

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Hidan:
-he likes his arms, he likes how masculine they look
-the jashinist is in love with your boobs

Kakuzu:
-it's not a body part, but, he loves his stitches and wears them with pride
-his favourite is your hands, since they're so small compared to his

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Hidan:
-his cum is a little thin and it's bitter
-he will cum anywhere he wants. Especially on your boobs

Kakuzu:
-his cum is thick and a bit salty
-you will swallow, he loves it and will try to get you to do it everytime

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Hidan:
-Dreamed about letting Jashin fuck him

Kakuzu:
-has the strongest Daddy kink

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Hidan:
-he's pretty wild and reckless, does a lot of kinky shit  7/10

Kakuzu:
-pretty chill and has had time to know what he's doing 10/10

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Hidan:
-Full Nelson, especially in front of a mirror

Kakuzu:
-reverse cowgirl

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Hidan:
-pretty goofy, laughs a lot during sex

Kakuzu:
-more serious, will laugh if he thinks your moan was cute

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Hidan:
-doesn't really manscape
-not too much hair though

Kakuzu:
-yes, he trims
-has the sexiest happy trail

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Hidan:
-no actual romance
-considers his compliments on your ass and tits as romance

Kakuzu:
-lots of romance once the door is closed

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Hidan:
-constant beater of the meat.
-has no shame and does it just about everwhere

Kakuzu:
-doesn't really masturbate
-when he does, it's either in the bed room or in the shower

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Hidan:
-bdsm and blood play
-fuck your safe word he ignores it
-you have to say something he doesn't like if he goes too far (something random as fuck)

Kakuzu:
-Like mentioned, the Daddy kink (doesn't really act on it though)
-hair pulling and occasional choking

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Hidan:
-he actually loves public places (bathrooms, dressing room, etc)

Kakuzu:
-the shower

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Hidan:
-pain
-you undressing
-enjoys watching you run

Kakuzu:
-you calling him daddy
-you trailing your fingers along his stitches

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hidan:
-Scat is a NO (please don't look it up... It scars you)

Kakuzu:
-intense BDSM makes him soft

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Hidan:
-would give, but definitely receives
-his tongue is the holy grail

Kakuzu:
-likes to give, loves receiving
-likes face fucking

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Hidan:
-rough sex is always
-you'll never get tired of it with him (always something new)

Kakuzu:
-depends on his mood
-sometimes he's really tired and wants to make love to you
-other times, he's fucking your brains out

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Hidan:
-loves them
-proper sex is too normal for him

Kakuzu:
-50/50
-he's likes both

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Hidan:
-yes. Be careful 😏

Kakuzu
-not really
-sometimes he doesn't care an does what he wants

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Hidan:
-who knows? I blacked out in the middle of round three (😂 only in my dreams)

Kakuzu
-2-3 he makes the first round count

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Hidan:
-he loves vibrators for the both of you
-would try to make you squirt with vibrator

Kakuzu:
-sometimes
-he thinks buttplugs are cute

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Hidan:
-he's actually pretty fair unless he's pissed  off
-teases til you're begging if he's jealous

Kakuzu:
-he teases a lot, mostly in public to embarrass you so when you get home (ya know 😈)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Hidan:
-talkative (asks how you like etc)
-cursed a lot

Kakuzu :
-not really vocal
-few moans and grunts here and there

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Hidan:
-always sleeps in your boobs
-will not sleep (and will get cranky)  if you're not laying with him

Kakuzu:
-would take his hood and mask off so you can play with his hair and kiss the stitches on his face

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Hidan:
-packing 9 inches and is really thick
-has the normal veined look, it leans to the left a bit

Kakuzu:
-daddy is packing 10.5 inches girthy too
-tan like the rest of his skin, no stitches
-that happy trail leads straight into some well kept ebony pubes.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Hidan:
-high than fucking Snoop Dogg
-tries to fuck all the time

Kakuzu:
-pretty moderate
-sex about 2-3 times a week

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Hidan:
-hella fast (always sleeping honestly)

Kakuzu:
-after about ten minutes, in the middle of small talk and cuddles

BOOM!  there we go! 
Hidan and Kakuzu A-Z head cannons!
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