Akatsuki Lovers~

~Dei and Sasori A-Z~

I dunno if you noticed.... BUT IM IN LOVE WITH DEIDARA (for an actual reason not because he's fucking awesome in naruto)
ANYWHO
Let's get on with this head cannons

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Dei:
-bundles up in the covers with you
-loves small talk especially I love you fights that lead into another round

Sasori:
-let's you lay your head on his chest
-chuckles and teases about how cute you were

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Dei:
-he loves his hands 😏 for regular reasons too
-your ass and thighs. Complete sucker for thick girls

Sasori:
-his eyes. They seem very different since his hair is red
-your mouth.. He like your smile too

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

Dei:
-his cum is pretty thick. It isn't really salty either
-loves creampies

Sasori :
-his cum is normal (not too thin, not too thick)
-will totally give you a facial

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Dei:
-he uses the mouths on his hands when he masturbates

Sasori:
-imagines having a threesome with you and one of his puppets

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

Dei:
-He hasnt had sex with many people, but he's damn good. 8/10

Sasori:
-his favorite thing his human anatomy 😏 9/10

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Dei:
-Doggy style. He loves to watch your ass.

Sasori:
-the hero aka ankles over head

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Dei:
-50/50 depending on his mood sometimes sex is goofy other times it can be intense and serious

Sasori:
-all serious especially if he's upset

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Dei:
-most of the time, sometimes he'll be busy
-he trims, he's too attached to his blonde pubes

Sasori:
-eh sometimes. Sex isn't a big thing for him
-he doesn't let his curly reds get out of control though

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

Dei:
-VERY romantic unless it's a quickie
-small kisses, sweet nothings, anything to make you blush

Sasori :
-can really smooth when he wants
-isn't all that romantic though

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Dei:
-like mentioned, he uses the mouths on his hands to get him off faster
-masturbates like once a week or so.

Sasori:
-doesn't really masturbate at all
-but when he does, he does it in the shower.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Dei:
-really into hair pulling and gagging.
- 🚨 caution 🚨
He will spank dat ass

Sasori:
-BDSM
- tying you up, hand cuffs etc.
-pet play