SOUTH PARK ONESHOTS

Things that go bump in the night {Creek}

Just a fair warning, I'm sorry XD
•~Tweek~•

I woke up in the middle of the night hearing something from my window. "Oh God... oh Jesus..."  Please don't be the gnomes taking a new approach. Please don't be the gnomes taking a new approach.

I walk over to my window and stayed low. I quickly unlatched it, and swiftly moved aside, holding my breath.

"Oh God. Ngh. They're after me." I squeaked out.

"Tweek!" Someone called out from outside. Oh God. They know my name! "Jesus Christ Tweek, it's Craig! Let me in it's cold out here!" Whoever it was shouted from outside.

"Ngh! You're lying! I know you're not Craig, because Craig would have said that he wasn't a-ngh-gnome!" I shout back, still refusing to look outside.

"God damn Tweek. I'm not a fucking gnome!" They shouted. That's more like something Craig would do. I hesitantly peak out the window. I see Craig there, slightly hopping from the cold, breath being foggy. It's really him.

"Gah! What are you doing out there? Come on up!" I told him, stepping back from my window so he could climb in. I rush over to my desk and push the legos I've been working on-since I was eight-out of sight.

"Hey Tweek." Craig smiles once he's in my room.

"Hi. Why'd you come here in the middle of the night?" I ask as I returned the smile.

"I wanted to make sure you weren't freaking out like you normally are." He shrugs as he sat on my bed. Pff what does he mean? (Que moment: "I pulled out my hair!")

"Why didn't you just text?" I asked him, laying down on the bed, cuddling into my pillow.

"Maybe I wanted to be with you." He said as he pushed me over so I was now laying on my back. He then moved over so he was in between my legs. Oh God what's he doing?

"Hear you," he said as he began to leave a trail of kisses up my neck. He only came here for sex didn't he? What if I get and STD?! Or even worse! Pregnant! TOO MUCH PRESSURE MAN!

"Feel you..." He said as he connected our lips together, wasting no time in pushing his tongue into my mouth. His hands trail around my thighs, squeezing in certain areas, making me gasp. I whine as I began to buck my hips up at him. He grins in the kiss and pulls back.

"You're so needy already baby." He smirks. He leans back down and starts to leave love bites while he starts grinding his hips down to mine. Fuck it already feels so good as his clothed cock rubs up against mine. The way he slightly bites my neck, and then smoothes it over with his tongue.

"C-Craig..." I moan out. I can feel him grin in my neck. He then lifts his face up, kissing me quickly before getting up and walking over to his bag. I didn't even see he brought a bag in with him. Oh Jesus! He's going to kill me! He's going to grab something from his bag to kill me with it! Oh God, I'm still too young to die!

"Ngh!" I squirm around. He turns back around with a condom, and a bottle of lube. Oh.

"Don't worry babe, I'm not plotting anything." He chuckles as he makes his way back over to me. It's like he can read my thoughts! He gets back in the same position we were in and starts to kiss me yet again. He licks my lower lip, to ask for entrance, but I deny him-for no good reason in particular. He growls against my lips, and puts one of his hands over my hard-on.

I was only in boxers due to the fact that I was asleep, so when he started pumping me through my boxers, I gave in. I started moaning loudly as his tongue began to caress mine. I reached up to him and began to pull on his coat. He got the signal and pulled off his coat, and then shirt.