SOUTH PARK ONESHOTS

Untouchable {Innocent!ReaderxKenny}

Back at it again! So this is going to be a three part series bullshit thingy so get ready to be shooketh

•~Kenny~•

She looks so fucking good tonight. The way her skirt moves when she sways her hips to the music, or how her pink sweater goes a little past her fingertips, giving her adorable sweater paws. She looks so at peace with everything that's going on around. Everyday I'm with her though, it gets harder not to make a move on her.

I remember the day she started coming to school like it was yesterday. I was with Stan and Kyle at Stan's locker. They both were going on about the Terrance and Phillip episode that they saw last night

"I'm just saying, if it really was the Prime Minister, then why did he fart on Terrance's head?" Kyle asked Stan as he closed his locker. I didn't pay attention to their conversation because I saw her. She had on a dark blue skirt with a light blue sweater, and thigh high white socks.

But what really got me, was her headband. It was a normal metal headband that had two cat ears on it. Girls who wear cat ears are either weebs, or kinky (someone actually told me this while I was wearing cat ears). Either way, I'm getting fucked.

"Hey guys, do you know who that girl is?" I ask Stan and Kyle while I point to the babe.

"That's Y/n. Today is her first day." Stan shrugged before he continued his conversation with Kyle. I nodded and made my way over to her locker. I stood beside her and smirked. She was even cuter up close.

"Hey you're Y/n, right?" I ask her. She looks up at me with big beautiful e/c eyes. There's something in them though that just captivates me. Her's sparkle a way I don't think I've ever seen in anyone else's sparkle before. Yet there's something in the mm that's new to me. Something so clear, yet so unknown to me.

"Yes I am." She said with an adorably soft voice. There was something about it in that moment that made me want to hear more of it. Like her eyes, her voice was sweet and captivating. God I want her. "Who are you?" She asked me as she grabbed onto her books. I could see Wendy in the corner of my eye.

"My name's Kenny. Now, I have a serious question for you," I began. She smiled at me and cocked her head to the side. "Is it true what they say about girls who wear cat ears?"

Her smile started to fade as a look of confusion washed over her. "What do you mean?"

"I mean, are you really as kinky as people say?" I say as I move a little closer to her. She still looks confused, and maybe a bit frightened. That's when the bitch-asauras-rex, Wendy, decided to come up and push me away.

"Kenny I swear to god if you come any closer to Y/n, I'm going to kill you." She tells me seriously.

"It's okay Wendy. He was just trying to ask a question." Y/n giggles as she shakes her head.

"He was actually trying something else hun. I'll tell you some other time. Why don't you go meet the girls and have lunch, yeah?" Wendy said to Y/n. She nods and skips down the hall. I watched her go, before Wendy starts yelling at me.

"I'm not going to let you fuck her up McCormic. This is Y/n's first time not being homeschooled, and she doesn't even know how sex works." Wait what? How can she not? "So you are going to let this girl be the only one in the state that you keep your hands off, you got that?" Wendy points a finger at me. I nod reluctantly and she begins to walk off. Fuck that bitch.

"Fine! I don't need to have her when I've got Bebe calling me daddy every night!" I shouted back to her.

"What?!" I heard Clyde shout next to me. I look to my right to see him starting to cry. This kid is seriously in high school? Sure enough though, Token comes out of nowhere to comfort him.

How can this girl not know what sex is? How could her parents possibly shelter her for this long in her life to not know? Also, that is a terrible thing for a parent to do to a child. So much dafuck-age!

Whatever. I don't want to teach someone what to do just to do it. I'm not that desperate. But she's so mesmerizing... fucker.

"Kenny! Hurry your poor ass up m'hungry!" I could hear Cartman shout from behind me.

"Like you need the pounds fat ass." Kyle rolled his eyes as he and Stan followed from behind him. I snickered and put my hood up.

"Hey! M'not fat you fucking jew! M'bigged boned." Catman shot back. I skipped ahead of them by a few steps to get to the cafeteria quicker.

"Don't belittle my people fat boy." I can hear Kyle from behind me.

"He's so fat, everything's little to him." I snicker from behind my hood. Stan and Kyle laugh while Cartman sulks.

We grab our food and sit down to eat. I let my eyes wander to the girls table. I see her sitting in between Red and Bebe. She looks up and catches me staring. Shit. She smiles a waves. What? I don't know why my face began to feel warm when I waved back-good thing my hood is up.

"So did you guys hear about the new
chick?" Cartman asks with a mischievous glint in his eyes. Oh fuck.

Next time_Kenny's pov_

I don't know why I feel so bad for her. I can't let this happen.

"Hey, I said that's enough!" I shouted as I brought my hood down. A few people looked surprised by my outburst. "From now on, if anybody wants to mess with her, you have go through me." I stated. I could see her look at me with wide eyes from behind me. I turn to Y/n to make sure she's okay.

"Thank you Kenny." She smiles widely. This is going to be hard....