This story is all over the place xD please forgive my silly brain, I've been up all night. Just treat this as a joke chapter.
Robin walks into the mountain to see Wally cooking something in the kitchen, not a rare sight in itself.
But today was supposed to be a day off. The only reason Robin was here was because he needed to get his spare robin suit from his room in the mountain.
(There was an incident involving a spider and a guy that could burst into flame at will.)"Hey kf of what are you doing here"
Said speedster nearly jumped a foot in the air, and spun around fast enough to give anyone else whiplash.
"I c-could ask you the same thing."
Robin rose his brow in suspicion. "Had to get something from my room."
"Oh cool"
...
......
........."...wally?"
"Yeah?"
"I think whatever you were cooking is burning."
"Crud!"
Wally quickly spun around to remove whatever it was from the hot pan."Are those what I think they are?"
"Depends, what do think they are?"
"My favorite chocolate chip pancakes?"
"Well, then you'd be right"Robin practically squeals in excitement and reaches for a plate of fresh cooked goodness.
"Whoa, hands off!"
"Aww, but you HAVE to have extra, you ALWAYS make extra!"
"Having extra isn't the problem here"
"Then what is?"
"You'll have to wait for the surprise for these babies."
Robin suddenly felt nervous.
"...surprise?"
"Wally looked dumbstruck for a second, then blinked very slowly.
"Aw man! I wasn't supposed to say that!"
"Robin tries, (and fails,) to hold back a snicker."Well, when is this 'surprise'?"
"...Midnight."
"....? Why midnight? Tomorrows not a special day."
Wally just pours more batter in the pan."Didn't you say you needed to get something?"
"Oh yeah! Thanks kid mouth!"
Robin ran off to his room, and Wally sighed in relief.----------------
Two hours later.
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In the "living room" of
Mount Justice, every member of the team (except Robin) sat in silence with a giant tower of chocolate chip pancakes, syrup, and whipped cream in the middles of the room all of them in civilian clothes"Why are we here, baywatch?"
"Keep up that attitude and I'll uninvite you to the greatest night in recent history"
"I must agree with Artemis my friend, we all have things to do other than sit in mount justice all night"
"Aw man, you too!? Look I can't tell you yet, but it would mean the world to me if you guys were here for this."
"It would be easier if you just told what 'this' is."
Wally glared at Artemis.Just then the zeta tube called
'B-03 Red Arrow'
"Dude, you made it!"
Wally ran over to give Roy a hug, much to said archers chagrin.
"What's so important you called me at midnight?"
Roy looked VERY annoyed, Wally let out a nervous chuckle.
"Well... I can't explain quite yet bu-"'B-01 Robin'
"Did someone say pancakes?"
Robin strutted over to his friends, and teammates.
"...this isn't some kind of intervention is it? Because I swear I didn't mean to-!"
"Its not an intervention I promise." Wally said with a huge grin.
"Cmon sit down!"
Robin looked to all his teammates standing around.
"We don't know any more than you do." Everyone agreed with the archer, and Connor just gave a grunt in agreement."Alright everybody, listen up!"
Wally takes a second to clear his throat, and pulls out a little wrapped box.
"Robin, we've known each other for five years now. And I fell like its finally time to ask you..." Wally pauses blushing, and biting his lip lightly.
"...Would you be my dudebro?"...
......
............
Everyone just stands around with various looks of surprise or annoyance on their faces."Dudebro?..."
"Uh..."
Wally places the present in Dicks lap and tries to get him to open it. But robin just sots there in shock.
"...SERIOUSLY?! DUDE!" Robin said angrily.
Wally looks at him in shock.
"Uh maybe before you get mad at me, you should open the present?"
"How dense can you be?! I don't wanna be your 'dudebro' I wanna be your boyfriend!"
At this point robin was standing, glaring at wally angrily.
"Wa-wait, you should seriously open the present now."
"No. You know what? I've been stressing over if you ft the same as me for three years!"
Robin just got more upset the more he talked about it, Tears starting to form at the corners of his eyes.
He didn't even notice that wally had picked up the present that fell to the floor in his haste.
"Robin all but growled as wally hastily unwrapped the gift.
"What are you doing?!"Wally held out the now unwrapped gift and looked off to the side while blushing.
Robin spared a second to study the object wally was offering."Ha...haha.. hahaha!"
"Great dude, you broke him" said Artemis.
Who was the first to snap out of shock from their little birds outburst."Of course dude...haha..."
His laughter fading now leaving behind a huge ear splitting grin on his face, which now was Red all the way to his ears."That was pretty stupid of me, huh?."
Both wally and robin ignored the green clad archer, to which Artemis gave an indignant huff.
And Robin went to hug Wally tightly."You're telling me, I almost whipped out one of my Birdarangs."
"Forgive me friends but I am confused. Why is robin now not upset with kid flash?"
Wally and Robin turned towards their spectators,
And robin held up the box for them to see.
It was a candy ring box with a note that said,
"jk go out with me?"
"That really is a stupid plan. I mean if he said yes, then he would've said no to dating. So it really would've been a lose lose situation." Roy finally spoke up. Smiling gently at the new couple. And Wally just smiled sheepishly at his friends.Finally.
And they all live pancakely ever after.
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FanficRobin x yj one-shots. mostly (completely) gay Requests are welcome Not very fluffy. More like crack.