Aries- You fudgin touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya.
Taurus- Yippee ki yay motherfu-
Gemini- You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!
Cancer- My name is Dean Winchester. I 'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.
Leo- Dude, you fugly.
Virgo- I'm Batman.
Libra- Dude? Where's the pie?
Scorpio- That was scary.
Sagittarius- Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
Capricorn- Once a wise man told me, family don't end with blood.
Aquarius- On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.
Pisces- There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.
