Aries- He's my best friend.
Taurus- Good God, don't, never trust anyone.
Gemini- Keep the muffins.
Cancer- Maybe you should try plan D for dumbass.
Leo- I just want to be loved!
Virgo- Morons!
Libra- They burnt my house down. They ate my tailor!
Scorpio- Hello boys.
Sagittarius- Now if you'll excuse me, I have a little hell to raise.
Capricorn- Where's your moose?
Aquarius- I love it when you talk dirty.
Pisces- Son of a witch, actually.
