🅱eter looked around as he began to rise into the air
"WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON" he screamed
Then
He heard it
Whitewoods beachwalk
The lord and saviour Pyrocynical descended from the clouds
And gave 🅱eter a bottle of mountain dew
"Thank you 🅱yrocynical" 🅱eter said gratefully
However, Pyro had other intentions.
He turned into his demon form
And possessed 🅱eter
🅱eter suddenly gained the ability to shoot dorito dust from his eyes.
He became
🅱yro.
🅱yro floated around Shrek's swamp, shooting dorito dust at everything
"Come out SHREK!" 🅱yro yelled "it's time to SETTLE THE SCORE!"
Shyek walked out of his swamp and looked at 🅱yro, who was telekinetically throwing bottles of mountain dew, and copies of Shrek 3 on dvd all around his swamp.
"What score" shrek asked
"yOU RUINED MY LIFE" 🅱yro screeched
"How tho"
"SHREK HAS SWAG"
Shwek laughed in his enemies face
🅱yro was not amused
"With our combined rage," he yelled, "we shall make England a COUNTRY!"
"NO!" Nick Crompton screamed
"Shut up gay" 🅱yro screamed
"Oh ok"
🅱yro threw Nick Crompton to England, his city
🅱yro flew toward shpek.
"ITS OVER!" 🅱yro yelled
"No" shek yelled "ITS SWAG TIME"
Shrek put on his FaZe cap and proceeded to noscope 🅱yro 420 times, after which he stole his doritos and mountain dew. The amount of swag was too much for 🅱yro, and he collapsed to the ground.
Before dying, he told shzek that he loved him and that his name was jeff
End
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