A girl came up to me before today.
She walked up and pet my fur.
I looked over to her and she looked away.
Soon after she was gone.
I scared her off.
It happens all the time so I'm used to it.
After the show chuck made fun of me for it.
"Hey that little redneck girl seemed to take a liking to you huh MuNCh?! Too bad you scared her off fatass!"
"Whatever chuck"
The whole night I was thinking of her.
Her beautiful braids and her perfectly crooked teeth. She was all around beautiful.
And I'm just me an ugly purple monster with no real income coming in.
"Knock knock munch."
"Hey jasper"
"What's got you sad buddy ol pal"
"Why are you here shouldn't you be with chuck knocking over mailboxes?"
"That stuffs not for me, you know that."
"You're not the old jasper I know."
"People change munch it's just the way the world goes. I'm sorry that you don't like the new me but I'm here to stay. Now tell me what's wrong."
"It's that girl that came up to me earlier."
"Ohhh I see"
"She was just so beautiful and I scared her off."
"Munch maybe you didn't scare her off maybe she just had to leave."
"That's true but I've never had that happen before. Her touch just gave me sparks."
"Seems like you really like her munch."
"Yeah."
"Go find her then."
"What do you mean."
"Go find her, englands a small city you'll find her in no time."
"Thanks jasper!"
"No problem munch. Now get some sleep you have a big trip tomorrow"
"Goodnight jasper."
"Goodnight munch."
