VACATION

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"Alistair?" Lucifer called to his right hand man. The man that had been by his side since when he first got here over a thousand years ago.
"Yes my lord?" Alistair called as he walked into his chamber. "what may I assist with?"
"You see Alistair, I've become...bored with hell. I don't understand why but I feel it's missing something... something important"Lucifer said as he looked out the window, watching flames dance and seeing all of his domain. He could see the despair on people's faces and the broken hearts of all the lost souls he commanded.
"Well if you'd like we could mess with Hitler and Stalin for a bit sir..."Alistair could tell something was wrong with the dark lord but he couldn't tell what,"or if you like I could call one of your girls for a little '''funtime'' sir"
"No thank you Alistair. I'm really not in the mood for that stuff. I know what I need"
"And what would that be sir?"
"Why isn't it obvious my good man. I need a vacation!" Lucifer let a devilish grin slide across his face. "I'm going to have a little fun on earth for a little while. Alistair, you can take care of hell for a few day while I'm gone."
"Uhhhh sure sir. But do you think going up there would be a good idea? What about your father?"
"Father can go to hell...never mind. I don't want him here for eternity anyways"they both burst into laughter"I shall return as soon as I can Alistair. Oh, and do save me some of Jerry's deathday cake." After that Lucifer Morningstar walked out the gates of hell and entered the mortal world, never to return the same man again.

Lucifer walked into a small pub and ordered a drink. His preferred drink, of course, is scotch on the rocks. As he sat there enjoying his drink a man walked up and sat beside him. The man looked at Lucifer as Danger Zone played in the background. Lucifer, caught in the song, didn't realize that he was tapping his foot along to the music.
"Hey asshole!" The man shouted grabbing Lucifer by the shoulder and spinning him around,"why don't you shut the fuck up and enjoy your fucking drink,"he then spat into Lucifer's scotch laughing
Lucifer looked at his drink,"so you dip, is that Copenhagen I smell. Well now you've wasted my drink. I suppose you owe me a new one," he looked up finally at the biker looking man, sizing up this asshole and marking him as a big man, broad shoulders, but too slow to dodge an attack.
"Haha haha haha that's rich!,"the biker was obviously amused,"I ain't gettin you a damn thing little man. Now go to hell and get out of my face!"the biker threw the first punch...big mistake. Lucifer grabbed the fist flying at him and slammed it into the table, all while taking his glass and smashing it into bits on the bikers head. He heard the glass shatter and grinned when the man looked up with pure terror across his face. "Wh-what the fuck are you?!"
Lucifer, still grinning, leaned over and whispered into the man's ear,"I'm from hell. I'm your worst nightmare, the devil on earth. I'll see you soon,"just then he karate chopped the back of the man's head and knocked him unconscious. Smiling, Lucifer paid the bartender for the drink and the glass and walked out, fully pleased with the disruption he'd caused only on his first night here.
Boy I'm having the time of my afterlife here. Who knew earth was so fun! He thought to himself and laughed while he wandered around town with no goal in mind but the fact of sheer joy. This will be a vacation I will never forget he smirked and walked, enjoying the moonlight.

As he turned the corner he saw this girl walk out of a book store and trip. He tried his best to hide his laughter but when the girl looked up at him blushing and giggled he couldn't help laughing. He helped her up and made sure she was okay.
"Yeah I'm fine Mr..."
"Morningstar, Lucifer Morningstar ma'am. And you are?" He looked into her eyes and something happened to him. He couldn't describe it but there was something about her that made him feel...human.
"Todd, Violette Todd. It's nice to meet you Lucifer." He couldn't help but notice she was still blushing a pale tone of pink
"I like your Batman shirt Lucy "
"Oh, this old thing? Hehe it was a gift from my father a few years back"

" He couldn't help but notice she was still blushing a pale tone of pink"I like your Batman shirt Lucy ""Oh, this old thing? Hehe it was a gift from my father a few years back"

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"You look... breathtaking in it Mrs. Violette." More blush from this beautiful vixen he met.
"Thank you Lucifer. I gotta admit the suit looks great on you"
"Thank you Violette. May I help you with your books?"
"Oh, yes. Thank you" she let out a nervous giggle as she was lost in his voice and had completely forgotten about her books.
He picked up the books laughing,"There you go love, all your books."
"Heh. Thank you Lucifer. I should get going. Have a good night."
Lucifer looked at her as she walked away and decided to chase after her,"Wait! Violette...I was wondering if I could take you out to dinner some night. I know a great place down the road from here." He hoped that she's say yes and he wasn't surprised.
"Sure Lucifer. How about Friday night at 8:00?"
"Sounds great. I'll pick you up at 7:30?"
"I'd like that Lucifer Morningstar. Goodnight." With that said and the date arranged, she walked home and Lucifer was absolutely smitten.

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