Me: For centuries humans have evolved into the retards we have now.
BLEEEEEEEEP hah retards
Me: John, make me a chimichanga!
John: Okay
BLEEP I legit have a chimichanga
Me: *eats chimichanga* okay, now you must understand that I must win this game of survivor! John, get me my computer so I have high graphics, zero lag, and no glitchiness!
John: Got it! *comes back with computer, and headphones*
BLEEP the game crashed
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Time To Take Out The Trash
RandomThis story will literally make you wonder why you still haven't killed yourself while you had the chance. No I am just kidding...it makes you wanna kill somebody other than yourself actually.
