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How the signs should name their books

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Aries: "How to flirt with people without doing a damn thing"

Taurus: "A million reasons why food is better than people"

Gemini: "The art of unfollowing and blocking people for no goddamn reason at all"

Cancer: "How to feel everything and not express a shit"

Leo: "A thousand ways to roll your eyes at stupid people"

Virgo: "How to stay organized and don't express a shit even though you're going through some rough ass period"

Libra: "Why you should love and hate humanity at the same time"

Scorpio: "All the ways you could have sex with someone"

Sagittarius: "Not giving a shit about fake ass bitches and continuing to achieve all your goals vol.1"

Capricorn: "Pieces of proof why money and memes are better than people"

Aquarius: "How to be the fun at the party, even if you're at a burial"

Pisces: "How to inflict pain on people without doing anything"



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