How the signs should name their books
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Aries: "How to flirt with people without doing a damn thing"
Taurus: "A million reasons why food is better than people"
Gemini: "The art of unfollowing and blocking people for no goddamn reason at all"
Cancer: "How to feel everything and not express a shit"
Leo: "A thousand ways to roll your eyes at stupid people"
Virgo: "How to stay organized and don't express a shit even though you're going through some rough ass period"
Libra: "Why you should love and hate humanity at the same time"
Scorpio: "All the ways you could have sex with someone"
Sagittarius: "Not giving a shit about fake ass bitches and continuing to achieve all your goals vol.1"
Capricorn: "Pieces of proof why money and memes are better than people"
Aquarius: "How to be the fun at the party, even if you're at a burial"
Pisces: "How to inflict pain on people without doing anything"
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ZODIAC SIGNS #3
Random*Zodiac Signs Series||Book 3* I have a lot of time on my hands so why not make another zodiac book? Enjoy! *Credit goes to-Tumblr, Instagram, Google, Wattpad, and Quotev* MFlove101/AlienLove101