give me a break

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I know I said I was done writing on here but hi I'm Valentine I'm pathetic and lonely nice to meet you

Basically I got tired of having a word limit every time I bitched on snapchat (which I will continue to do I'm not to be gotten rid of that easily) so hi I'm back.

Anyway has it ever occurred to you how cockroaches see rooms? I was sitting in the bathroom procrastinating washing dye out of my hair and I watched one run towards me, so I stomped my foot a bit and it ran towards the door, then did a complete uturn and basically repeated his steps.

At first I was like wow me

Then I was like this room must seem so intimidating to him. It's a small bathroom, since I'm pretty big compared to a roach. But to them it's, like, super intimidating. That's wild my guys. Fuckin bathroom is actually a mansion. It's all about perspective.

I don't remember how I came up with the name for this rant book. It was sitting in my drafts. So was the description. Actually I remember now lmao took me like twenty minutes.

Anyway yes that's why I decided to create another ramble book. No joke my breaking point was seeing a room from a roaches perspective. It was enlightening, try it sometime.

Anyway I have a business instagram. It's doodleghoststudios. I post art. My personal is phantomreidd though.

That's right I got a business instagram.

Fuck I missed italics

Nice to be home brethren
Friend
Amigo
Pal

Anyway once again, dreaded yet necessary introduction.

What's up I'm Valentine / Reidd middle name is Reidd but I still go by it like a first name because constantly having people talk about how cool your name is is fuckin annoying. So either is fine.

I'm dude. I'm a dude-o. I don't female, and I don't --- wanna female. You ever seen me without this stupid binder on? THATS WEIRD.

Simply put he/him pronouns please

WOOWEE SOME INTERESTING THINGS HAVE GONE ON SINCE I LEFT THE WRITING PART OF WATTPAD

WHAT A RIDE
But I won't go into it rn lmao probably not at all on here.

Anyway, if anyone who read my last rant book is reading this:
I know you missed Eclipse. Everyone misses Eclipse. Here's Eclipse.

Fresh out the oven

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Fresh out the oven. Took it like less than an hour ago.
She's doin GOOD. A bit annoyed cause we took in a new cat, and v clingy but still as cute as ever and v happy w life.

 A bit annoyed cause we took in a new cat, and v clingy but still as cute as ever and v happy w life

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