I'm the queen of the pranks and your the sticky victim!

I'm going to stop counting the days now as it just makes me depressed

I was in the living room bopping to the song Charlie Brown by Coldplay that was playing on the music channel that I had on still in my pyjamas looking for my spare can of silly string as I had used up my can spraying Petunia last night. I grinned at the thought. I was searching through my broom cupboard when I came across a WHOLE BOX full of silly string! I picked a can up and replaced the empty one with it on my way to my bedroom I threw the empty can in the bin. Changing out of my pyjamas which consisted of spotty short, shorts and a sleeveless save the whales t shirt I pulled on a pair of black skinny jeans, my Harry Potter t shirt with the quote ‘we know we’re called Gred and Forge’, hoodie and my battered converse oh and don’t forget my utility belt! I skipped off to my cupboards humming Walking On Sunshine by Katrina And The Waves and collected a pack of Maryland cookies to munch on.

Still munching on my Maryland cookies I walked into the lobby and immediately everyone started coming up to me “Emily why on earth are you wearing your utility belt?” was asked a few times “oh haven’t you seen the new notice?” I asked smiling innocently “what new notice?” they all looked around at each other confusion written on their faces and rushed up to the notice board, Toby came up to me and leaned against the wall next to me arms crossed “by any chance did you create that notice?” I clutched my chest and mocked gasped “I’m offended you’d think I’d do such a thing” he saw right through my act and we both burst out laughing “so how did you do it?” he asked after our 10 minute laugh fest “well I kinda, maybe, sort of forged her hand writing” I looked down at the floor, he patted me on the back and laughed at me. After a bit of staring at the notice board my fellow prankers came back to me and grinned “you jammy cow” Jamie happily exclaimed, he started clapping at my genius and soon everyone else joined in too I bowed and wiped a fake tear away from my eye being overdramatic about the whole thing.

It was like about 2 in the afternoon, I was lounging by the pool talking to Alex and Josh about skateboards and stuff like that when a very pink and very cross Petunia stormed up to me if this was a cartoon I imagine steam coming out of her eyes! Scared for my life my hand inched toward my slingshot I’m too young to die! I eyed her “what have you done?!” she exclaimed “I don’t know what you mean” I asked acting all innocent “you know what I mean! You and your bunch of hooligans stole back your prank supplies and stuck the fake notice up!” how did she know I stood up from where I was sitting “prove it” I challenged her she stuttered lost for words “see you can’t” and with that I walked away. Emily and co. 2 Petunia nil.

Later in the evening I’m guessing round about 6 we were all in Jamie’s apartment (by all I mean the guys and me. No girlie girls allowed!) Sitting on his sofa or the floor by his sofa eating popcorn and watching horror and sci-fi movies. We were watching Star Wars episode 1 Phantom Menace (A/N epic film btw saw it in 3D!) it was the podracing part when the dreaded question was asked “Emily when is prank week ever coming back” I turned round and sighed “I don’t know, I don’t know” I turned back round and cheered when Anakin won the lads all shushed me I just gave them the finger being the mature person I am.

It was about midnight when I was shuffling round in the vent system going back to my apartment it was already past curfew and I didn’t fancy being caught (Petunia had tightened up the evening security and I’m their number 1 target). I opened up the grate and climbed out into my apartment when I came face to face with a pair of pink heels I followed the heels upwards and came face to face with Petunia “sneaking around pranking are we?” she asked smuged thinking she caught me in the act “no my movie night with the boys over ran and its past curfew if yo don’t believe me ask Jamie Morrison” that burst her bubble “well maybe I will” I walked over to my bedroom and before I closed the door I decided to annoy her even more “be sure to see me once you’ve spoken to him so I can say I told you so. Now goodnight Petunia I assume you know where the door is and can show yourself out?” and with that I closed my bedroom door and changed into my pyjamas. I crawled under the covers and went to sleep dreaming about Ross Lynch (yeah I like him don’t shoot me. You’ve got to admit mega cute!)

 A/N tada im going back to regular uploads now dont know how long this will last though and yep sticking some potter referancing back in! cause i can! oh that reminds me i needed to upload my potter convos havent done that since march! oopsie! sorry about that il try and get round to that later but for now just enjoy my regular uploading of this book.

ok its time for me to leave so i bid thee farewell

sorry about that ive been reading othello in english so am now getting in the habit of speaking old english ok time to say a proper goodbye here it is

lates!!