i was in my sweatshop while i was greeted by an eggplant. i asked him "2190mf90sqm~mT┬Y♠fmaim?" he replied with a puzzled tone "lol retard" i had no other choice but to cast a spell on him g. "Z◘899^█♦○Y489♠.¿↕!1" he was vexed g
this is the story of why we still celebrate the eternal vexing of eggplants.