shara - - -
why did i have to move schools? life has been so stressful and boring. just work work work. why do i go to a school called alpha when i feel so beta inside?
every day when i walk down the hallways carefully avoiding stepping on prayer mats scattered along the floor the hijabis throw falafels and kebabs at me
they call me haram
but i'm not haram :/
im on my period and im freaking starving so i have to sneak out. if any boys see me i will either get stoned for eating during ramadan, or falafel'd when they realise im PMSing
i run outside and jump the fence, covering my face from the incoming kebab meat with my toilet i mean bag and leg it as fast as i can (which isnt that fast) to the nearest maccas
this reminds me of my favourite show as a child burqa avenger, i feel empowered
when i arrive at maccas i am happy to see some of my old school friends jigging, excellent i didnt realise alpha was so close to apcs
ill go say hi but first i need to take a shit
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Teen Fictiona true recount of daily high school life as told from the perspective of some dumbass teens
