Tired af..

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Dear bootiful lovely friends,

If I am trying to sleep, and you are on the computer playing an 8-hour video OF FUCKING BLENDER NOISES and I get up and kick you in the throat, do not ask me why.

And also, if I am sleeping, DO NOT WAKE ME UP TO SHOW ME A PICTURE OF A CREEPY ASS FACE STARING INTO MY SOUL!!! 

Sincerely, your loving friend, the Walrus

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