You were drinking rum in your room while texting your dad saying that you joined Captain Jack Sparrow's crew and have no intention of ever coming back, it was kinda cloudy today, but you never thought about it. "Jack, there's a ship ahead" said Mr.Gibbs. "What? Woah" you said as you tried to run but instead fell out of bed. You got up and ran to the deck to see what's going on. "Hey, Jack. Did you miss me, Jack?" asked a pirate with a monkey on his shoulder in a taunting voice. "Jack, who's this?" you ask referring to the pirate with the monkey on his shoulder. "That's Captain Hector Barbossa, one of Jack's enemies" said Mr.Gibbs. "How many people has Jack pissed off in one lifetime?" you ask. "Too many to count" said Mr.Gibbs. "Why does Jack hate him so much? Oh, and, just at a curiosity, how is it that Jack came by that compass?" you ask. "Not much is known about Jack Sparrow before he showed up in Tortuga with a mind to find the treasure of the Isla da Muerta. That be before I'd met him, back when he was captain of the Black Pearl" said Mr.Gibbs. "What? You failed to mention that" you said. "He plays thing closer to the vest now, a hard learned lesson it was. See, three days out into the venture, the first mate says 'everything's an equal share, that means the location of the treasure too' and Jack gives up the bearings. That night, there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die, not before he had gone mad with the heat" said Mr.Gibbs. "Ah, so that's the reason for all the *does Jack Sparrow impression*" you said. "Reasons got nothing to do with it. Now, Y/N, when a pirate's marooned, he's given a pistol with a single shot. One shot. That won't do much good hunting, nor to be rescued. And after 3 weeks of starving belly and thirst, that pistol started to look real friendly. Now, Jack got off the island and he still has that single shot. Oh, he won't use it on anyone, he's waiting to use it on one person, his mutinous first mate" said Mr.Gibbs. "Barbossa" you said. "Aye" said Mr.Gibbs. "How did Jack get off the island?" you ask. "Well, I'll tell ya. He waded out into the shallows and waited three days and three nights till all manner of sea creatures came acclimated to his presence. Then, on the forth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed them together, and made a raft" said Mr.Gibbs. "He roped a couple of sea turtles?" you asked. "Aye, sea turtles" said Mr.Gibbs. "What did he use for rope?" you asked. Gibbs froze, not knowing that piece of information.
"Human hair...from my back" said Jack. "How long were you standing there?" you ask.
"The whole time" said Jack. "Where's Barbossa?" you asked, seeing that he was gone.
"I drove him off" said Jack. "How?" said you and Mr.Gibbs at the same time. Jack just laughed as he told us about how he got Barbossa to go away.
*While Mr.Gibbs and Y/N were talking*
"Hey, Jack. Long time, no see, Jack" said Barbossa in a taunting voice.
"What do you want, Hector?" asked Jack. "I'd like my ship back" said Barbossa. Jack thinks for a second, then smirked.
"(Gasp) Hector, is that The Flying Dutchman behind us?" asked Jack. "Men, we gotta get outa here. Uh, I'll try to take my ship back some other time, Jack" said Hector as he quickly jumped in his dinghy (a tiny boat) and rowed as fast as he could back to his ship (The Queen Anne's Revenge) to get away from Davy Jones and his crew.
*Back to now*
You, Mr.Gibbs, and the rest of the crew were laughing their heads off. "I can't believe Barbossa fell for that" you said. "I guess being gullible is one of his many traits" said Mr.Gibbs.
"I know. I was so sure he would know better than to trust me, but I guess I was wrong, so wrong" said Jack. Suddenly, we heard thunder.
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Captain Jack Sparrow X Female Reader.
FanfictionYou (21-years old) were scheduled to marry Commodore James Norrington's 20-year old cousin Andrew in 3 weeks and when you do, you don't show up. When you were 10 you fell overboard on your father's ship, but was saved by a certain pirate and since t...
