Canine of Konoha (DISCONTINUED)

5 ||"The Greatest Duo!"||

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"Did you see those clones I made?! Weren't they cool!?"

"I know! And by the way, did you see that lady's face? It was priceless!"

"I taught you well student!"

"As so you!"

The two laughed together as they walked to the academy, chatting amongst themselves. It's a new day, a new future. What happened yesterday, was just yesterday. We focus on what's today.

Whilst walking, (Y/N) remembered something, "Ah! Isn't today the exam?" Naruto stopped his tracks, the grin on his face gone, a horrid expression replaced it, "It's todAY?!" Naruto most likely waked up the remaining sleeping villagers in Konoha.

"Uh, yeah. Didn't you know?"

Naruto immediately ran ahead (Y/N), leaving him behind, "Oi you jerk! Wait for me!!"

-//-

Iruka was calmly teaching the class, 'Isn't it quiet to without (Y/N) and Naruto around, huh...' "—and now we will be moving on to—!" The classroom door slammed open, revealing Naruto with drenched in sweat. Everyone stared weirdly. Oh, have I forgotten to tell you the abrupt screaming by the window? Well I'll tell you now.

(Y/N) comes in screaming Naruto's name. He were also covered in drops of sweat on his forehead.

He stood crouched on the window sill, holding the sides to balance himself to not fall. His hand raised up, shaky. He then pointed at Naruto with a smirk on his face, "Aha! You... couldn't.. leave me... behind for.. long..!" Naruto tallied back with his own coy smirk, "O-Oh yeah..? Well—" He was about to continue his sentence until exhaustion came upon him. Did the same with (Y/N). Naruto fell down on the floor with a thump, (Y/N) on the other hand almost fell from the window, until one of the students by the window sill caught his hand before (Y/N) could fall.

Sasuke caught their hand with wide eyes and teeth clenched. He pulled (Y/N) towards him and sighed. He let (Y/N) fall on his arms bridal style as (Y/N) snores with some drool dripping down from his mouth. Sasuke needed to look away from that. He then stared silently at Iruka for help, yet the teacher was at loss for words. "... I... uh.." Iruka turned back to the unconscious Naruto on the floor, he turned to his students, and they looked like they didn't care at all, he sighed and gestured Sasuke to bring (Y/N) to the clinic. The ravenette was about to kick -yes kick- Naruto out of the way until Iruka said quickly, "—oh! Try and drag Naruto along..?" Sasuke rolled his head back and let out a disgruntled groan. He continued his act to kick Naruto through the door until Iruka once again stopped him. The teacher cleared his throat in a way to say 'No.'

Sasuke looked at him with a indescribable face. He threw (Y/N) onto his shoulder and then bent down to take Naruto's foot and started to drag the blob across the floor.

Iruka sighed once more and just let it be. He was tired and what happened was... tiring, he could say at least.

-//-

"THE TEST!!"

"Geez, quiet down you two!"

-//-

Wait, I think I forgot to mention that when Naruto collapsed he had his butt up. Just saying.