Damn, They're crazy!

7 "Wake up ya' filthy muggle or I'll throw you to the Death Eaters!"

"Wake up! Wake up, ya' filthy muggle or I'll throw you to the Death Eaters! I'm hungry!" yelled Hala wildly, jumping on me and cutting my air supply while doing an awesomely realistic demonstration of how savage gorillas act when battling for bananas.

"Good job, dear. Now GET OFF!" I turned on the other side of the bed, naturally throwing her off of me, but when does a monkey stop? That's right, never! If anything, it got worse.

Stupid human beings and their pudding brains.

Oh, and just for the cherry on top of the chocolate cake, it's 6 o'clock. At night? Hah, I would've liked that. In the morning. With no one to come to my aid. Ain't that stupid?

I have a feeling she is going to kill me... but I need more time to kill Hitler! I don't have a TARDIS to make things easy and I so want to kill him!

How can no one hear her ear bleeding making scream when they are in the room next door? Really? Are they deaf? I bet even the queen on England heard her from across the world, but my family? Noooo. They have to sleep like dead tree trunks.

And an even better question: How can she wake up at this ungodly hour when we partied 'till 4 in morning? She is a kid for Pete's sake! She was supposed to be the sleepy and grumpy one! Okay, maybe that is my job too, but she was supposed to be on my side! I'll have to have a serious talk with the president about the safety of our people, they're in grate danger, waking this early should be illegal! I should be the chief police officer that finds those people. Yeah! That would be nice! And the sentence will be death! Muhahaha!

Maybe I'm too agressive... Nah. Off with their heads!

Yo, knobhead, you better stop her now if you don't want your ears to fall in the depths of the Duat.

Yeah, right! You try tame this barbarian animal in it's natural habitat.

But I gave it a try.

"Oi, stupid, I ain't a god damn muggle and if you don't stop screaming I'm going to throw you out that window. You know I tried it a few times, so... no bluffing. Capisce?" Pointing casually to the window next to my bed, I told her in a dengerously calm and collected voice. It would be nice to have a new dead body to my corpse collection. I have no new one since last week when I killed Stalin 'cause he was taller than me by a centimeter. Long story, don't ask.

Anyway, this made her stop at last, thank Hecate, but my ears were still buzzing like a ticking bomb ready to explode. In other words, if I don't get myself some ice cream to cool of soon, I'm going to make a big, fat ass BOOM. And it won't be nice.

And... we are out of ice cream.

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" It's hotter in here than in a pot of boiling soup." little Hala and Amar said.

" Nah, it's hotter in here than in Apollo's sun chariot." was my response. 

"What are you talking about, it's hotter in here than Leonardo DiCaprio during Titanic." Juju, what did you just do...

"Heck, no. You did not just say that, you old bugger! That's just... completely... Bleah! Of, Juana, you talk like an old woman. I'll call you granny from now on. Couldn't you think at least about Zac Efron or someone more... Zac-y. For my sake." I told her, shaking my head in disappointment.

" Oh, let it go. Continue the game please, Drama Queen."

"Sweetie, I love that you finally noticed that I'm a queen in all it's glory, but were not in Frozen, as you can clearly see from the melty weather outside, so how the hell should I let it go?" Mischief achieved. Hihihi. And nooo.... I don't have that stupid face on like a demonic Chesire cat... Not at all...