"Hello Benjamin where do you live I'm sorry I have a terrible memory"
"It's okay my love I would too who wouldn't, I live just over there (points to the barber shop)
"Hmmm, I've heard strange weird stuff about that place"
"I know don't worry I'm not the man I was anymore"
"What are you talking about"?
"I was so angry and mortified with what Turpin did to you so I decided to seek revenge by slitting people's throats and making them into pies, I wouldn't stop for revenge until I had slit Turpins throat".
"Did you kill him"?
"No he died of a heart attack"
"Okay but why do you still live here if you've packed that in"?
"I couldn't afford anywhere else".
"Oh okay but if I move in with you, you have to promise that you won't slit anyone's throat anymore or else I'm out the door (looks him in the eye)
"I promise if I do slit my throat that's how much I love you".
"Okay that's a deal"
As he opened the door Lucy was horrified to see Mrs Lovett standing in the porch with a smug grin all over her face.
"BENJAMIN PARKER WHAT IS GOING ON"!
"I'm so sorry but she was my partner in crime/lover and now she's my roommate"
"I understand but if you slit another person's throat you know where the door is okay"
"Okay good now what would you like for breakfast"
"Meat pie" joked Mrs Lovett
"SHUT up"! Lucy replied
"I was only joking" replied Mrs Lovett.
"You better of been".
Lucy surprises them all with pancakes.
"Thank you love these are amazing but not as amazing as you".
"Aww thank you".
"That's okay buy it's true" (grabs Lucy's ass)
"Let's go to the bedroom to play some games"
"That sounds fun".
As he pushed Lucy onto the bed and wrapped his cold fragile arms around her beautiful tiny waist he slowly took off his boxers.
"Why does he have to be so slow" thought Lucy to herself is he trying to torture me.
Then he whipped off Lucy's bra in a millisecond and whipped off Lucy's knickers.
They were suddenly so intimate that they were gasping for breath and groaning with delight everytime Benjamin pulled in.
"Harder, Benjamin I said harder" demanded Lucy.
"Okay Lucy is this hard enough"?
"I guess"
Suddenly they were so intimate and sweat was dripping down from Benjamin's penis.
Benjamin suddenly pulled out.
"That was the best sex I've had in years" squealed Lucy
"And me"
"What if I get pregnant"?
"Then I'll help you to raise the baby'
"I love you Benjamin"
"I love you more Lucy"
"Impossible" shrieked Lucy.
"Nothings impossible the word itself says I'm possible" replied Benjamin
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