trump-chan to pence-chan no romansu

IX

Nothing.
That was everything.
The universe glitched and now there was nothing. Gone in a fraction of a second.
Everything except Trump chan. Trump chan was somehow alive and warm despite heat being only a memory.
He had to find a way to recreate the universe.
His hands were hot and scalding. Sparks flew from his hands.
He used his hands to turn himself into spaghetti. He then created parmashon cheeze, tomato sauce, a big bowl with a lid, a stove, some skunks, meatballs, and water. He used these to recreate the universe out of spaghetti and meatballs. He declared that every human that didn't wear a colander on their head was to be sent to the evil land without spaghetti. Only those whomstd wear the colander shall be sent to the land with lots of spaghetti.