Keavas Pov woo
I was sat on the floor on Twitter spamming Dan to try and follow me because i never get noticed when suddenly a wild Dan Lewis Jumped on my back started begging me for a piggy back then saying Woooooooo im a monkey i wouldnt give him a piggy back bc hes heavy but i told him he was a monkey because why not. a couple of minutes later he started stabbing me with a leave saying wanna go bungee jumping then suddenly all the tellytubbies started twerking against the wall to Twinkle Twinkle little star because they have all the swag. Suddenly Lala says HEY TURN DIS RUBBISH OF I WANT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! Poe screams NO NO NO I WANT JEDWARD So they appear and start doing gangnam style on a tree upside down pretending to be dinosoars whilst dipsy screams NO WAGNERRRRRR! Suddenly Wagner appears and says 'you have 3 wishes, what would do you wish for' And me being me said Ab Pryer, Michael Sutthakorn and Aiden Hancock because i already had a wild Dan Lewis..Little did i know that tonight was yoga night so i had them all doing weird moon and star positions on my floor wondering where the hell they where.. Suddenly Aiden screams I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, YEEEEEEEH Because he wanted a song he could grind to and grind on me was so unoriginal and he couldnt use it so the madagascar song will do...Suddenly out of nowhere DO DO DO DO DO DO AFRO CIRCUS and then... the room was filled with massive balloon care bears that where bumping into each other and screeching HUBBA HUBBA because thats what they call there fatness. So at the moment Wagner was on the floor attempting screamo, Jedward where announcing that they where acctually clones from Mars and Miley Cyrus was swinging from the ceiling on a giant Chicken, Just a normal night it was, just a normal night....
