Annas POV
It was a beautiful day, the perfect day to turn into a hippy and wear all my swaggilicious bling and go thrift shopping.*Flasback*OMG I FOUND 4 USED SANITARY TOWELS INSIDE MY CHARITY SHOP SOCKS BONUS*End of flashback*Today do i want to be a tranny, a werefolf or a tramp hmm... maybe i should ask my beautiful husband a slimy alien period monster that likes to go round people houses and kill them and eat them whenever there on there period then puke them out again when there not anymore.. he wants me to be a tramp, i dont even have to get dressed for that i can just run around in the nude screaming dadadadda lol im a massive tramp anyway my bfs called Ben and we go hunting for girls we can swallow whole while there on there period. We met when i was on my 80 year long period and spent 80 years inside of him, some fun days.... So one day i liked marshmallows and i was walking down the street screaming ALIENS ARE PEOPLE TOO i really support alien rights.Hi im quacky the duck duck and im secretly a grizzly bear duck face made out of paper and swag, the swag replaces the glue and the paper is just glue.... once upon a time i decided to become a pile of whipped creme which is why i hate anything white cough bens white stuff cough OMG IM BEST FRIENDS WITH KANYE WEST DO I GET AN INDIAN CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OF AND FAKE NAILS STUCK ONTO THE BEAK BECAUSE IV WANTED ONE SINCE I WAS 4!!!! OMG OMG OMG HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE PERIOD MONSTER. My best friend Katieis a gorrilla who likes to eat apples on top of the empire state building screaming WE ARE DAH CHAMPIONSSSSSSS LOLLIPOPS FOR DRUNKEN TWEENIES WHO LIKE TO EAT TOMATOES AND THROW THEM UP ONTOP OF GIANT MARSHMALLOW SWAG WHEELIE BINS BECAUSE THE TRAMPS FAVOURITE FOOD IS TOMATOE SICK and that is just my friend katie for ya.
