Mom: Are you homosexual?
Me: no
Mom: are you bisexual?
Me: no
Mom: do you like boys?
Me: yeah
Mom: do you like girls?
Me: yeah
Mom: so you're bisexual.
Me: naw
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Mom: Are you homosexual?
Me: no
Mom: are you bisexual?
Me: no
Mom: do you like boys?
Me: yeah
Mom: do you like girls?
Me: yeah
Mom: so you're bisexual.
Me: naw
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