Accidents happen

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by _Tigris_

by _Tigris_

You walked inside of the giant store named IKEA and began looking for that stupid lampshade that you desperately wanted for your desk lamp.

Not only was it the correct color, but it first perfectly with your aesthetic, you convinced yourself that you needed it, no matter what.

You searched high and low, passing many different isles and customers, after an hour and still not being able to find it you sigh. You stop, pull out the piece of paper from your purse and open it to find the word Lampskärm written on it.

You looked over to your left and found an employe, "Excuse me ma'am, but do you know where the "lamp-skei-irm" is? Because I ne-" your words where cut short with a bright flash of white blinding you and the worker.

When you opened your eyes, in front of you and the worker stood a 10 ft tall creature. And An odd one for sure.

The worker beside you fainted, you stood in shock, too afraid to talk.

"WHO DARES TO SUMMON THE ALL AND MIGHTY LAMPSKEIIRM FROM HIS SLUMBER?!?!" It shouted

You sheepishly raised a hand.

Lampsheiirm bend down to get a better look at you, that was when you noticed the two mouths and the six eyes, all staring at you. Long black curved horned accompanied by silky black fur and hooves. "A human...?" It asked, baffled.

You opened your mouth slowly, and spoke "Um....I'm sorry...mister, uh- lampskeyrm?" It growled at you which made you jump "I-I'm a-actually here for a ...a lamp shade..."

Lampskeiirm stood silent for a moment before understanding your predicament.

"Let me see the paper" it extended its hand

You fumbled to get it and handed it to the creature.

Lampskeiirm analyzed the paper and the word written, it sighed and pointed to the isle behind you, "That, my child is the lamp shade section..." It handed you the paper before disappearing is a thick black smoke.

And there you stood, in silence with an employe out cold on the cold floor. You were baffled as to how you managed to summon a demon when all you wanted was to get was a stupid lampshade for your desk lamp.

"What the hell did I just witness.." You whispered to yourself before resuming your shopping.