The Lion Boy

Closure

Hello, to anybody who has for whatever godforsaken reason stuck around this long. I have returned from my apparent permanent hiatus for a last goodbye. This will be posted on all of the works I have on my page, so let's just get right into it.

1) I wrote most of the content on this page when I was eleven. You look back on the stuff you wrote when you were eleven and see how you like it. As for those of you reading this who actually are eleven, wait a few years. You'll see. To be frank, I would rather gouge my eyes out with sporks than make any sort of attempt to continue any of these plot lines. 

2) It pains me deep down in my soul to say The Lion Boy is the longest piece of writing I have ever produced to date. There are more views on it than people in my town. This also pains me deeply, most especially considering I cannot say the name of my most widely acknowledged fic to date without cringing. Again, I wrote it when I was eleven. The factual inaccuracies alone have brought me to literal tears as I contemplated why I ever thought something along those lines was realistic.

3) I will not be returning to this account or Wattpad in general after posting this, except perhaps to reply to a remarkably well written comment. I am still writing, but on different platforms and under different names, for other fandoms. These accounts will not be disclosed, but I am still out there despite moving on from this phase of my time as a writer. None of these stories will be rewritten and I hope to god I can one day live in peace and forget about them. I have actually abandoned the email address I used to sign up for this account because I can't escape the flood of notifications. I'm suffering.

4) Despite my visceral hatred for everything that has ever touched this account, I do acknowledge it as part of the journey I have taken to grow as a writer and person. Therefore, these works will reluctantly be kept up for others to enjoy. Go nuts, and try not to hate all of this as much as I do. God damn.

5) I am ready to hopefully leave this account behind to rot, but I cannot do so without a last farewell to my readers. Despite how terribly well written every single piece of shit thing I have up on here is, I am oddly touched by how many people still read and enjoy what content I have produced, regardless of the fact that when I look at it I want to throw myself off a cliff. Your comments, votes, and pleas for me to update have been noted, though the last request is indisputably denied. Thanks for the thought anyways, and continue to consume whatever content makes you happy! This has been a journey that I would much rather erase from my mind altogether, but a journey nonetheless. I offer a grimace, but also my thanks to whoever has joined me on it. I hope this brings you some form of closure.

In conclusion, goodbye and good riddance ya' filthy animals. I could not be more pleased to finally leave this entire abomination of an account in the dust. This is a wrap, (god bless) but thanks for enjoying what I have up here.

Your Favorite Demigod,

Isa Rivers