Garfield

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(For Nameswrath)

"This is Beastiality"

"I don't even want to be here"

"You and me both, heathcliff" (what Garfield was somewhat based off of.. Very entertaining show)

"I AM NOT FUCKING HEATHCLIFF!" The cat hissed in anger. "Okay okay Gheez..."

"Fetch me some lasagna"

"How about you fuck of-"

"LASAGNA?!" Suddenly three Italian brothers.. Italy, Romano, and Seborga crashed through the wall. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" America screeched at the three intruders. "We heard pasta and have risen" Italy cheerfully said with a smile. "Garfield make them go away.. Aren't you supposed to be yandere or something?!" America asked impatiently. "Nah, too lazy" the cat replied. With a sigh America pulled out one of his trusty guns..

"Second amendment bitch"

"Second amendment bitch"

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