I just kissed......my GAY BESTFRIEND!?

Chapter 10: No pain, no gain

Hello po! :D sorry kung ngayon lang po nakapag-update. -__- pero maraming salamat po sa mga nag-fan sakin and sa votes and comments. :DD uhhmm. after ma-post ng chapter 39 and epilogue ng NBSB ay tuloy tuloy na UD dito ^__^ yeheyyy!! hahaha. Thank you ulit sa lahat!! ^_^

Nga pala; Warning: This chapter has a lot of bad words!! :))))

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Damon's POV

Damn! I've been reckless! Dad was thinking that I like that cathy girl. she's nice but i dunno. sisterly figure lang naman ata tingin ko sa kanya e. di ko na alam ang gagawin ko!! ang gulo na ng buhay ko dahil kay Dad! darn it!

>>Flashback>>

"Anak. May naririnig ako na nagkaka-mabutihan kayo ng anak ni Mrs. Ferrer ah. Tuloy na ba ang engagement?"

fvck!!!!! napupuno na ko!!! shit. di ko na alam. damn. bahala na nga!

*in a sweet girly voice* "dadi, i want a sexy fafabol. and nasagap ko sa gossip girl philippines na gwapo yung kuya niya!!! great catch right dadi?! ang wafu wafu daw ni fafa Derrick!!!"

DAFUQQQQQ!!! ewan ko na gagawin ko! BAHALA NA. basta ayokong makasal sa di ko naman mahal.......

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFTSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

nabuga ni daddy yung iniinom niyang coffee. muntanga lang tong matandang hukluban na to.

"MY SON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?!? MAY PAGKUKULANG BA AKO!? ANO ANG NAGAWA KO AT NAGING GANYAN KA!? BAKIT LALAKI ANG HINAHANAP MO? AKALA KO BA DATI MAHILIG KA SA CHIX! HINDI IKAW SI DAMON!!!! SINASAPIAN MO ANAK KO DEMONYO KA! LUMAYAS KA SA KATAWAN NG ANAK KO! "

"Dadi, it's my past and not my present and future noh! duh daddy! charot lang yan noh!"

Nahihiya na talaga ako sa sarili ko.....=_______= sorry dad but you made me do this...

*hinimatay si daddy*

<<End of Flashback<<

i should not be close to that Ferrer girl and show her signs of affection. pero eto ako, si tanga, na sinabing may kapalit yung singsing na yun. e di syempre mag e-expect yung tao. hay buhay!!parang life lang. =____=

*ting! light bulb sa ulo*

Eh get up ko naman pala tong pagiging gay eh di yun na rin yung get up ko para mapalapit sa kanya! ang bobo ko rin minsan eh. =____= pero ang tanong, pano ba talaga maging gay? ang alam ko lang e, nagbe-bekimon sila, tapos nagma-make up at mga damit yung pambabae. pero alam ko naman na hindi yun sapat para maniwala sila na gay ako. Lord! please help me!!!

after 10 minutes of thinking.....

Alam ko na!!! I'll learn how to apply make up on girls tapos aalamin ko nalang rin yung pananamit nila. -___- diba ganun naman yun? papatulong na lang ako kay mommy since expert naman siya dun e.

Calling mommy...

*hey damon!! how's my baby boy? i missed you so muuuuuuuuuuch!!!!* sigaw ni mommy.

"Hey mom. i'm not a baby anymore and yeah i miss you too. can you do me a favor mom?"

*sure!! anything for my boy!!*

"I know that this is a VERY weird favor for me to ask you but ma, can you teach me how to apply make up and how to dress up, you know, like how you girls dress or something?"

*sob* *sob* anak!!! why?! akala ko *sob* hindi totoo yung balita ng daddy mo sakin! *sob* anak naman. don't tell me you like guys na talaga?!* *sob*

eto na kinatatakutan ko. -__- Lord help me!!

"mommy, i'm so sorry but i have to act like one. would you please help me out? please mom?"

*okay. if that's what you want. meet me tomorrow. sa house ko sa makati. you know naman kung san yun diba? mga 10 AM dapat nandun ka na.*

huh? bat dun sa bahay niya sa makati? oh well. i've never been inside it. bahala nalang.

"Okay mom. thank you. love you po"

*love you too sweetie pie!! mwah!*

--end of call--

Oh well. It's 10 pm and I guess I need to sleep para sa byahe otw to makati -__-

**ring**

i answered my phone;

*oh and sweety, bring clothes ah! for one week. hihi. buhbye baby!!*

*click*

-____-

si mommy talaga! bukas na nga lang. tss.

___end of night___

Ugh. I woke up at around 6 AM. then nag-exercise tas naligo na ko so time check, 7:30.

I used my bmw i don't want to be the center of attention if I'd use my ferrari enzo, yung regalo sakin ni mom last month. Otw na ko sa bahay niya sa Makati. Mga 30 minute drive lang naman to from our house. pag walang traffic. tss.

*ring*

linoudspeaker ko yung iphone ko.

"yes ma? I'm on the way na po."

*ahh! hihi. oh uhm sweety, favor naman oh. drive thru ka sa Mcdo oh!! or take out or something!! please! gusto ko ng pancakes!! tas hot choco ah, and don't forget to eat your breakfast too!! bili ka na rin breakfast mo.hihi. thank you baby!! bye bye!!*

what the? seriously!?

so dumaan pa ko sa nearby Mcdo. and it took me 10 minutes to go there. -__- bahala si mommy kung ma-late ako. -____-

bumaba na ko sa kotse ko then ayun pumasok sa Mcdo and ordered yung gusto ni mama. well, actually dalawang ganung meal para narin sa kin. while I am ordering napapansin ko na some girls were actually checking me out. and I just smirked at them and they kind of hyperventilated. -__- ang hirap talagang maging gwapo. kahit naka-shades ka na ang daming nagkakagusto sayo :>

anyways, papunta na ulit ako sa bahay ni mom. mga ilang minutes nandun na rin ako kasi walang masyadong traffic.

*beep beep*

after 10 seconds (i guess) lumabas na si mama. i got my duffel bag and the food, locked the car then went inside the house

"Baby Damon!!" mom screamed then hugged me on my neck. -___- malantod talaga tong nanay ko!

"hi mom" i said with no emotion. -___- pag tong nanay ko nachismis, problema na niya yon.

"Come on! let's go inside"

I went inside preparing myself on the things that are bound to happen..... this is HELL.