Respond | BMC - Texting

PM - Rich, Jeremy, Michael

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2:36
Next time
Someone else give me a ride

2:40
Is there a reason..?

2:41
There's always a reason
And the reason is that Jake keeps using pickup lines

2:42
Two bros chillin' in a car two feet apart while flirting 'cause they're gay
Nice

2:42
I can't
I can't stand you sometimes

2:43
I can't stand me either

2:43
Like your boyfriend is alright to a level
But you I tolerate to a limit

2:44
Play nice
Boyfriend?

2:44
Oh right
Husband

2:45
Asdfghjkl

2:45
Quit it he might have a seizure

2:45
I
I'm telling your boyfriend

2:46
My who

2:46
You didn't tell anyone you had a boyfriend?

2:46
Because
I
Don't

2:47
Then...?

2:47
Oh you sweet summer child
JAKE

2:48
DON'T holy shit he finally laid off the cheesy bs

2:48
Ah, young love

2:49
...Rich?

2:49
What do you want now
Haven't I suffered enough

2:50
...are you in a red truck?

2:50
...
Why are you asking

2:51
So that's a yes

2:51
Stfu

2:52
Oh my god you are

2:52
Just because he said yes doesn't make it true

2:52
Lmfao
We can see you guys

2:53
You what

2:54
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2:55
Proof!

2:55
...
Okay guys stop waving at us Jake is trying some weird shit
I think I'm gonna die here