Lazy:this is a nice stick. I like sticks
Peck pick peck
Tom: lemme smash. Plz
Lazy: no tom. Go find Susan
Tom: you want sum fuk?
Lazy: no tom. I don't want some fu-
Tom: I got you blue*holds jon*
Tom: hey boi,you want some harpoon?
*flicks harpoon*
Lazy: tom your harpoon is small
Tom: wha, swiggty swooty?
Tom: you want yellow? *holds Ronald McDonald*
Tom: he doesn't want yellow...
Tom: blue or yellow?!
Tom: no
Lazy: tom,I'm leaving
Tom: no wait,lemme smash
Tom:what has my life come to...
Tom:lazy use to lemme smash,but lazy is smashing turd
Tom: turd is a whoe
Tom: fuck this house
Tom: fuck turd
Tom: I be getting that bitch a harpoon
Tom: bitches loves harpoons
Tom: wrong harpoon
Tom: harpoon
Tom: harpoon
Tom: harpoon-
Tom: lazy! Lazy I got harpoon! Lemme smash!
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Ask me or dare me
RandomYou're just gonna wake me some simple questions and dare to do some stuff with the Eddworld crew. Along with my character, Lazy!
