The Story of My Besties

Chpt5. Jazz Band Part 3

I walk in the high school band hall 15 minutes before they wanted us to be there and practically all of the junior high and high school jazz bands are already there.

Maria: (not the German one either you guys)

Hey I gotta show you something on facebook it's hilarious.

She pulls out her phone and opens facebook and then hides it from me before I see her finger start scrolling.

Bobbi: why can't I just see it? Haha

Maria: because if I let you see it before I get to the top of them then it won't be as funny.

(I'm not going to put his name in here because allot of you actually know him)

Guy*hey send me a picture. I wanna see you in your bra and panties.

Maria* is a bikini ok?

Guy* yeah, of corse

Maria* (sends a hideous picture of a super fat lady)

Guy* I wanna see your pussy baby ;)

Maria* (sends a picture of puss in boots from Shrek)

By this time I am laughing so hard trying to gasp for air. Then she shuts off her phone and we start laughing together.

Maria: yeah I thought it was kinda gross and I don't know why but I wanted to have a little fun with it.

Bobbi: Maria, this is why you are my freaking role model. I love you so much.

We eventually calm down enough and walk over to Mr. Marlyn. He checks the roster to make sure everyone is there. Then we make a few calls to get the rest of them there or ask why they're not there. Then off to jazz festival we were.

I was sitting by myself next to Breanna and Vanessa who were in the seat next to me. And we were listening to music on Breanna's phone eatin food and ya know just fat girl thangs (jk I'm not fat) then we hear Journey, Brock, and Christian in the very back of the bus.

Christian: dude, she wants your "D".

Then Brock and Journey giggle like little school girls so we turn around and see they're on snapchat.

Journey: Haha yeah totally!

Then they take a few groupies doing that thing where you have a peace sign on your face sticking your tongue out. (Yes I know what that is but I'd rather not say...) then Breanna, Vanessa, and I start busting out laughing.

****i know I said I was gonna put all of jazz festival together but then I thought it would be better to spread it out a little. Ily all for giving my book a chance. We're a bunch of crazy kids just trying to fit in somewhere in this world. Don't forget to vote :) <3******