"We don't like you. Now help us." -Derek
"Missing and presumed dead, Scott. Because he was probably a virgin. You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience is now litteraly a threat to my own life, okay. I need to have sex. Like right now. Someone needs to have sex with me like today. Like someone needs to sex me right now!" -Stiles
Scott: Dude, everyone here's a dude! I think we're in a gay club!
Stiles: [Surrounded by drag queens] Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses...
