Love As A Second Language

Rule #1: Reach For The Cookie Before it's Taken

"Guys, I called you here because I want to tell you an important thing ", I announce looking each eager guy in the eyes.

I have gathered them in our secret spot. Well, it's not so secrety considering the fact that everybody knows it, but whatever. Life has developed into a new level, and I guess it's now, that I should restart the game. Before a couple of days, a really severe problem happened. I discovered that I'm in love. This is really weird to me because one, the boy I love is the bad boy who has never ever ever ever looked at me even by mistake, and two, I've never ever ever ever loved before.

Girls in my age always get boys and stuff, but what do I get? A bag of chips. Soo, after a lot of calculations, sleepless nights, many and many bags of chips, I decided to change. I decided to become a lame, gross, girly girl just to get the boy. And because I have no female friends, I am here, right now, in front of these goofy faces.

"Ladies and ladies, I -ugh- have a crush"

They all have funny faces as if like no one's believing me.

And by 'all', I mean the King Kong Gang Let me introduce them.

Dylan: the sensible guy.
Leo: the joker.
Will: the gamer.
Alex: the player.
And of course Abi: the awesomest awesome in the history of awesomeness. The King Kong Gang is a gang that free runs. We also have a YouTube channel. (A/n I made this name up and Idk if there is a real gang called that or even a channel on youtube).

"Okay, okay, wipe these faces off"

"Name?"

"Noah"

"Noah, as in Noah from the football teem and the famous boy in school? "

I sigh in agreement.

"Ooooh, little Abi has feelings for the stupidest person on Earth ", Leo teases with planting laughters between his words.

I groan shaking my head. The other guys look at me through wide eyes as if like I have grown extra boobs in my face. The guffaw series started with muffled distant chuckles.

"Oh, no, please, you're making me regret telling you ", I say utterly annoyed by their teasing.

"Don't worry, Abi, you're so lucky having the love expert as your friend ", Dylan reassures me wich made me realize he's the only not clutching his stomach with throaty laughters.

"Hey, I'm the love expert! I should be the one helping her ", Alex scowls halting his loud howling after hearing what Dylan said.

"Alex, she wants to be loved not a prostitute!", Dylan says burning Alex's face.

"Oooh, in your face Alexander "

Alex's hand flies to grasb his chest for a dramatic effect.

"So, Abi, first you need to be a girly girl"

"I know ", I whine.

"Okay, I will tell my sist-", he didn't get to finish his sentence.

"Nooo, don't tell anyone ", I menacingly tell them. "Hey, all of you, vow to not tell anybody"

While their vows start to hunt the whole room, I look at the time in my wrist watch. Oh, shit, how late I am! Ugh, I'm so dead.

"Guys see ya tomorrow"

"Why so early, your hand didn't even touch a cookie ", Leo says pointing at the bowl filled with the yummy cookies which I haven't noticed before.

"I really have to go pick some grocery,  for mom", I explain with serious eyes. "And, oh, there are cookies ", I take a handful then shove them in my packbag and another hanful and start eating one by one.