Midnight Memories at Hogwarts

Chapter One

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(POV HARRY STYLES THE HOTTEST GUY ON MOTHER EARHT)

Oh my gosh I was so nervous for my furst day at Hogwarts. I was on my way and I just got my owl and crap and I hope im not gonna B in Abnegation. I rlly wanna be in Gryffindoor because thats where it happens. I wanted to eat. I ate. And my sweg was on and I was checking the bebes out liek a library book on a hot summer eve. (I don't like gurls but Niall sed I should.) It was almost noon-thirty when I arrived at the gr8 hall. It was so crowded I was nervus. The guys hear R such hotties I was afred I would do something stooped. However I did think I was lookin pretty sweggy an fine. I had just washed my hair with muhh milkshake shampoo. It mad my hair so volumptuis an shiny. I put my skull hedband in my hair earlyer today bc my hair is getting long and neds to be cut. Like I do to my wrists bc I am passion and I h8 life. I like boys and they dont like me bc I am supposed to like gurls. I was also wearing a red flanel and my skin tight black skinnys with my sparkly boots. I wanted to have my jais on my feet but I had stepped in soething mysteryious and they were durty. I am so depressed. Its a little to late im a little too gone a little to tired of just hanging on. [A/N shoutout 2 Wiz Kalifa 4 being sweggy} I am so depressed all the time becaus I am n love wit Nial and he says all the time that loving boys isnt right. Once when I hooked up with Nial I felt alive [A/N alive get it???] but then afterwards he sed it was a mistake. I was so sad I wanted to die but the other boys sed no bc the fans would be sad. So I took a brake from muzic and went back to my wizardry roots. Thats why im here at Hogwarts in seventh year and just now going to the sorting ceremony. Wizard blood was in my blood n sowl and ran deep in my family blood. My sonic screwdriver and my old life I left behind made me sorrow. But I shall return and conquer once dis depress haz leaved and I found myself a man. To be a man I has to find love and vanquish my fears and find mah soiul and spirit animal. I had soul searched the high mountains and fould nothing but I was not gonna lettt nial stand in mah way uv love. I will find love in dis club and dats what makes me beautiful [a/n HAH LOLZ] . I saw Dumblydoor and he smeyled at meh and sed ÒHi harry im happy to met you and I see u gotta wand hurr" I sed "yah I got a nice one with purple dragon stuff and its so magick, very wizard. Such Hogwarts" He smeyled and walked into room. I liked him, he was sweg. And he was sweg bc I lieked hm. I went int sorting room n sat wth the hat. It sed in my hed that I could b in District 12 or Huffleypuff but I wud do good in gryffindoor so I went there and I was happy because I went there and when I went there I was happy bc I come froma place where people get high and grades get low an if some1 haz a secret evry1 nows [a/n SHOUT OUT 2 WIZZZZ] I was happey so I went to my room and Harry Pooter was thur and we sat dwn and he smiled at me. He wuas cuter dan any1 id evr seen and his scare made hem sex. "Hai" said i. "Hai cuete" he growled in a sexual tone way. He winkled at me wif his eye and I blushied. I felt leik I was cheeting on Nial but he didnt leik mehh so wht was I suposed 2 do. he had a gurlfrend named Maddie Renee and she was hawt to da bone. Or so he sed bc I leiked guys so gurl were not hawt to me. But dang flabbit if Harry Potter wasnt lookin so sweggy in his dress robes. "Where u bann alls my leif I aksed him." He replied wit "I been lookin for some hawt arse leik u bebe" ad he brethed on my neck surface.

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