Dis is chaptah five. Mah frends helped mah writ dis. hope yew lick it babes:PPP
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"So wut ur tellin meh iz dat yew lik dis guy?" Niall Stared at me in shock @ da news of my new boo thang, the potions masta. "Luv" i currected hem. "But he looks liek a... liek a horse." sed nail. "I Suppose dat makes me the cowboy then" Nialls fae paled, then redness filed his cheecks. He then looks up at the ceilin and his red skin tone fades awey. Pieces of da roof start to fall down an we take cuver undah a table and we hear a bang and look up. We seen a large man bigger dan whut i imagine hulks size iz. he wuz vaccumin up the mess we made. "HARRY IM CUMIN 4 U" he sed in a sexual tone. i turned and ran because i wud liek to keep my anus intact. I turned around and realized that the large man was Peeves ridin a ghost horse with Nearly hedless nick. Dey stared at meh and sed "WhUT DA HECK IS WRONG WIF U" Nick sed "IM HEDLESS NEVER RUN FROM A HEDLESS MAN WITH A NAME LIKE NICK"
I woke up.it wuz a nitmare! i looked around. Snape wuz at da foot uv mah bed in da infirmary. "WHUT happened snap!" i sed. "u were poisoned my luv. i brot u sumthin." he handed me a blue pinata tthat looked like a dinosaur and godzilla had a love child. i named him billy. i blushified and hugged him. then dumbledor wallked in on our lovwe scene. snape tried to run but he was too late!!!!!!!!1111
"do u have any prunes?" dumbledick said. snap and i look at eacuthr. "y iz u running?" he sed bcuz he wuz oblivious 2 wat had just happened by the way he waltzed into the infirmary. Snap told him whut had happened to me, but he alredy knowwed. "I herd it wuz nialls alter ego.. RODNEYYYYY" snape sed. rodney. stuped rodney plotted dis jealous for my steamy feelings fur sum1. im unsure rodey's a little horseless the cow-ard. snapes eyes looked like they'd shoot lasers at some1 and make them a prune. i wished it wuz rodneys slimey hooves he would prune. i had seen rodney once beefore on da darkest of days. He was as sasha fierce is to beyonce....only niall. I knew niall was jelly... HE WAS ALL DA JELLIES. puttine dumbledore.s constapation in the back uv mah mind, i formulated a palan to cunfrunt niall/rodney.
ouside the window a tire rolled by...but it wuz no ordinary tire, it was no ordiary day.
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Midnight Memories at Hogwarts
FanficHarry Styles takes a break from his double life as a rockstar and goes back to his wizard roots as a seventh year at hogwarts. As he is looking for love he catches the eye of a snazzy potions professor: sev snape. Will Harreh find love? Will snape f...
