Adultrio (Chrollo, Hisoka, Illumi) X Reader

Chapter 3

Normal POV

The group of test takers were soon on the second half of the stage with (Y/N) still having fun with her two little children, Gon and Kil. However, some ape with Mr. Satotz's face appeared on the side of the exit of the first half of the first phase.

"He's not the real examiner! I am!" The beast exclaimed, which make confusion stir amongst the crowd. Oreo and Blondie looked at each other and believed the fool, however you, Kil, 'Gittarackur', and Hisoka did not fall for his stupid trick.

(Y/N) POV

As soon as the ape said something, a card flew to not only it, but Mr. Satotz and I. Both of us calmly caught the card, however...that sexy...I mean clown pissed me off.

My aura turned deadly,"H~i~s~o~k~a dear~?" He turned to me with a smile after talking to Mr. Satotz. "Yes my love?" He smiled. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW A CARD AT ME, YOU IDIOT?!" I bursted and stuck the card in the middle of his head, making a little spout of blood. He pretended to pout,"But dearest~, my hand slipped~"

'Gittarackur' started to get a little jealous and smacked the clown on his head,"Stop with the name calling, she's mine." My eyes went wide,"I ALREADY MADE IT CLEAR I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU. Can we just start this run please?"

Mr. Satotz and the others were just silent with shocked faces, so they just started to run. I just stayed with Little Bun the whole time, because I was very annoyed with the blundering idiots who are just tryin'a get some of this (Y/N) booty.

"Gon," I poked his shoulder, while running next to him. "I believe we got separated from the pack." He gleamed with shiny eyes, and said,"That's okay, we'll survive!"

At this moment, my heart just burst. I covered my mouth to not say 'cute' out loud. However, I sensed a horny clown around, but the sweet bun just went towards him.

I wanted to stop him, but I couldn't. We arrived just as Blondie and Oreo split up. "GON!" I yelled when he rushed into battle after seeing Oreo's body on the ground, knocked out. Little Bun got punched in the face, and I rushed in. "Clown!" I yelled. He looked over and smirked, sending his blood lust to me,"My~my~my~ (Y/N)~, are you going back to the name-calling? I think your little 'fiance' will disapprove." I stuck out my tongue,"You suck. Bleugh~."

As soon as I stuck out my tongue, Hisoka appeared in front of me and held my tongue with his fingers. A card was in his other hand,"You should be careful with that tongue, honey~. Or else you'll lose it...or~" He let go, and licked the cheek he cut when he lifted up the card near my tongue,"My tongue will play with yours and a lot more~"

A chill of pleasure went down my spine with my cheeks burning red while I lied,"Bastard! I'm not into you sexually. Please leave me and my friends alone."

He playfully sighed,"Alright. However in the future, you'll never get me out of those (h/c) locks of yours, Pet~." As soon as he picked Oreo up, he walked off into the distance blowing me a kiss. I shrugged it off and helped little Bun up,"Lil' Roll, you alright?"

Gon held his head,"I think so. Thanks, Sis!" My cheeks turned a dark red as I shook my head, humming in happiness.

Normal POV

You and Gon soon headed towards the meet up point by following Oreo's stank. You saw all of the gang, however Hisoka was sitting with the passed out Oreo and Pin Head. Pin Head looked at you, and smiled a bit before handing you Oreo.

You then began the second phase of the exam, however you had to choose partners for this activity. Since Oreo, Blondie, Cinnamon, and Kil had partners, you tried to find a partner until you felt an arm wrap around your waist.

Pin Head ('Gittarackur') murmured in your ear,"You see, I'm quite good at cooking. Mother taught us how to do domestic skills to take care of father. But this is training for our future family, (Y/N). Also...it's a cute couple thing~."

Your face burned scarlet, and nodded, however you could feel Hisoka's envious rage from afar. Munchy (Menchi) exclaimed,"Oi oi oi, all of you have your partners? Go get us some pork! There's only one type of pig in this forest, now go!"