Not Even Close ~ZeRoyalViking Social Media~

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I'm having pizza for the fourth night in a row.

Uh... cool?

Wait, this isn't Anthony?

Not even close.

Fuck, I'm sorry. Wrong number.

It happens. But you should eat something more than pizza. Not the healthiest choice.

What, are you a health nut?

The last thing I ate was a slice of bologna four hours ago. I have zero room to talk.

I'll change my diet tomorrow if you change yours.

I don't even know you.

Touche.
I'm Steven, but you can call me Ze.

Ze? What kind of name is that?

Its from my Youtube name.

You do youtube? That's awesome! Whats your name?

That's for me to know and you to find out.

Alright. Im gonna go look now, pizza boy.

Alright, bologna girl.