I didn't do my english homework last night
Miss will strangle me with all her might
Oh, please don't call on me Miss
I didn't do my homework last night
I wont have anything to say
I'll look confused and lost
She called on me
why me?
I didn't look at her
I made sure
My homework?
You want me to what?
I cant read it
I didn't do it
Hear I go
Going to make a fool
out of me
At the front
I look around
all eyes on me
even the kid who never looks up
always to busy picking his nose
is now looking at me too
I open my mouth
Nothing
Miss nods
I have to tell her now before she transforms
into a fire breathing dragon
and really burns me
I ain't got it Miss
I know ain't ain't a word
But I really dont have it
I didn't do my homework last night
Why?
I had a horrible coff
that made my pinky toe tickle
when I snized
My tounge was white
and my teeth pink
I think
My writing hand shook
everytime I folded my knee
because my elbo was turning orenge
so I couldn't hold a pen or pencil
even if I wanted
My right eye had a squiggly line
everytime I tryed to look at it
I got a sharp pain on my back
that made my brain pound in my stomache
And that is why I didn't do my homework last night
Was that my poem?
Was that our homework last night?
It was
Well then this was my poem
I did do my homework after all
And I got an A+
